Local Bankers Graduate from Future Leaders Alliance

Angie Erickson, AVP-Lending Services, Brandt Hutchcraft, VP-Ag & Commercial Lender and Jo Lea Holevoet, VP -Residential Lending at Farmers National Bank proudly announce their graduation from the prestigious Future Leaders Alliance program offered through the Illinois Bankers Association. The graduation ceremony took place during the IBA’s The ONE Conference on March 7-8 in East Peoria.

The Future Leaders Alliance program is a 14-month leadership initiative designed to foster the professional growth and development of emerging leaders within the banking industry.

Throughout the program, Angie, Brandt and Jo Lea engaged in training sessions covering a range of topics, including Leadership and Influence, Team Building, Coaching, Service Leadership, Collaboration Skills, Financial Marketing, Personal Branding, Legislative Process, Presentation Skills, Accounting for Bankers, Asset Liability Management, Regulatory Hot Topics, Cyber Security, and more.

As part of their commitment to community engagement, they also dedicated time to local community service projects to promote financial literacy and empower individuals to make informed financial decisions.

"We are thrilled to congratulate Angie, Brandt and Jo Lea on their successful completion of the Future Leaders Alliance program," said Callan Stapleton, President of the Illinois Bankers Education Services. "This program was created to support our industry leaders and grow the industry, and we are proud to be able to offer this opportunity to our membership.”

For more information about Farmer National Bank's commitment to leadership development and community engagement, please visit www.farmersnationalbank.bank.

Angie Erickson(left), Brandt Hutchcraft,(middle), & Jo Lea Holevoet(right). Photo Submitted

Henry & Stark County Health Departments & First Choice Healthcare Note Diabetes Alert Day, March 26

Raeann Tucker
Director of Health Promotion
March 22, 2024

The Henry and Stark County Health Departments and First Choice Healthcare note that March 26th has been designated as Diabetes Alert Day. Nearly 26 million children and adults have diabetes and an additional 79 million are at-risk for developing Type 2 Diabetes.  Obviously, this disease is taking a devastating physical, emotional and financial toll on our country.  Yet, most Americans don't consider diabetes a serious matter.  They feel it is someone else's responsibility; someone else's problem. 

     The Health Department and First Choice Healthcare, along with the American Diabetes Association (ADA), wants to raise awareness about the importance of knowing the risk factors and symptoms associated with diabetes; as well as, its serious and life-threatening complications such as heart disease, stroke, blindness, kidney disease and amputation. 

     Diabetes is dangerous because high blood sugar isn't usually something you can feel.  Many people have no outward type 2 diabetes symptoms at all and can go years without being diagnosed.  That's why it's important to be aware of the type 2 diabetes symptoms and risk factors for diabetes.  Get screened by a health care provider if you have the following type 2 diabetes symptoms: 

* Being unusually thirsty

* Having to urinate often

* Feeling hungry all the time

* Losing weight (without trying)

* Having blurry vision

* Feeling very tired

* Frequent infections

* Cuts and sores that heal slowly 

     If you are over age 45, talk with your health care provider about being tested for diabetes, especially if you are overweight or have family members with the condition.  Regardless of your age, if you are overweight and have one or more of the other risk factors listed, the ADA suggests that you be tested for diabetes now. 

      First Choice Healthcare reminds area residents that our Family Nurse Practitioners in Kewanee, Colona and Toulon can help with the management of non-insulin dependent diabetes management; high blood pressure and high cholesterol. If you don't know your blood sugar, blood pressure and cholesterol numbers; we have services that can help you see where you stand. And for diagnosed diabetics, First Choice Healthcare notes they have low-cost lab services available with a doctor’s order. Testing is available through their clinic offices in Kewanee (309) 852-5272, Colona (309) 792-4011 and Toulon (309) 852-3115. 

GHS Student Teaches Watercolor Greeting Card Class - By Claudia Loucks

By Claudia Loucks
Geneseo Current

Aspiring artists of all ages attended the recent Watercolor Greeting Card Masterclass, a Geneseo High School Art Club Fundraiser taught by GHS senior Kaye Hogue.

Kaye Hogue. Photo Submitted

“Students” in the class ranged in age from eight to adult.

The event was held in the GHS Library Commons and the invitation read: “In the spirit of spring, you will learn how to paint cherry blossom greeting cards. You will leave with five of your own handmade cards and knowledge of watercolor basics.”

GHS art instructors Sarah Degarmo and Kim Windisch assisted Hogue at the class.

Although the Watercolor Class is not the first class the Art Club has offered for the community, Hogue explained that it was different and said, “Other art classes tend to prioritize learning the medium first before dedicating a lot of time to working on a complete piece. In this class, we wanted everyone to have the chance to leave with five greeting cards they liked so we prioritized learning the steps to make one specific subject. We condensed a lot of information into a one-and-a-half hour class so our guests could leave with enough skill and knowledge to pursue the medium further.”

Cost of the class was $25 per person which included all materials – watercolor practice paper, watercolor cards and envelopes and engraved pencils.

In addition to being involved in Art Club at GHS, Hogue also is in band and Scholastic Bowl and she volunteers at the Geneseo Historical Museum. She added,”I love art of all kinds, but am most familiar with watercolor painting. Next fall I will be attending the University of Illinois at Chicago to study Art History and M Museum studies with the hope of one day becoming an art museum curator.”

The fundraiser was held in an effort to raise funds for the GHS Art Club trip to the Figge Museum in Davenport.

Geneseo High School Art Club Hosted a Watercolor Greeting Card Fundraiser at Geneseo High School. Photo Submitted

The recent class was held in an effort to raise funds for the GHS Art Club trip to the Figge Museum in Davenport. GHS Art Club members also will be at the upcoming Geneseo Art Walk on Saturday, April 27, in downtown Geneseo where they will be selling a variety of items they have created to continue to raise funds for upcoming trips to the Figge Art Museum and The Art Institute of Chicago.

Ameilia Seys & Anne Seys. Photo Submitted

Rachel Pratt & Nicole Freadhoff. Photo Submitted

Andrea Hogue, Kaye Hogue, & Sue Fonteyn, Photo Submitted

Cyanotype Print Making Class Scheduled at RutabagA Art Gallery

By Claudia Loucks
Geneseo Current

Joyce Mattan. Photo by Claudia Loucks

Geneseo RutabagA Art Gallery member Joyce Mattan shows examples of cyanotype art, created by Jeanne Coulter O’Melia of Princeton. O’Melia will teach a class in cyanotype print-making from 1 to 3 p.m. on Saturday, April 13, at RutabagA, 108 North State St. Cost is $10 per person which includes materials. Participants are asked to bring latex gloves and a smock; pressed flowers, ferns, flat evergreens such as arborvitae, etc.; pieces of lace paper or crocheted dollies, old photograph negatives or x-rays, and anything opaque enough to block out the sun. O’Melia added, “Participants also should bring a good imagination!” For more information about the class, call RutabagA at 309-944-4994. Claudia Loucks Photo

ABOUT JEANNE COULTER O’MELIA

At Iowa State University, O’Melia studied metal work, charcoal and pastel drawings and watercolor. At Augustana, she took metal casting and life drawing and spent one week at The Clearing, Ellison Bay, WI. O’Melia also has taken classes at the Geneseo Art League.

“Creating artwork in a variety of media continues to be a major joy of my life!” she said. “Whether in clay, painting, papier mache, sculpture or cyanotype prints, life experiences fuel my imagination and are reflected in my artwork. I enjoy life drawing.”

She uses pen and ink in her travels, at concerts and in church, or at footraces and biking events, and she added…”I have filled dozens of sketch books. Some drawings become cyanotype prints or acrylic paintings. Watercolors are always plein air. When working with clay, I usually make figures, animals or containers. I have also made two small ceramic finger labyrinths. Papier mache becomes people or animals.”

In 2012, she moved back to her childhood home on a farm north of Princeton and she said, “I’m discovering old photos and toys I played with and art work I made as a child. It’s a whole new source of inspiration!”

Jeanne Coulter O’Melia - Submitted Photo

Holocaust Memorial Exhibit 2024 at RutabagA Art Gallery with Saturday Reception - By Claudia Loucks

By Claudia Loucks
Geneseo Current

Members of the RutabagA Art Gallery in downtown Geneseo at 108 North State St. are hosting the Holocaust Memorial Visual Arts Exhibit from Thursday, March 21, through Monday, through April 1.

Entries in the annual Meyer and Frances Shuneman Holocaust Visual Arts Contest were created by students in grades 6-12 at area schools.

The opening reception for the exhibit will be held at 3 p.m. Saturday at RutabagA at which time the winners of the contest who attend the reception will be introduced.

The exhibit will remain at RutabagA through April 1, and the public is invited to view the art work during regular gallery hours which are from 10:30 a.m. through 3 p.m. on Thursday through Saturday.

The contest is sponsored by the Jewish Federation of the Quad Cities, Quad City Arts, and the Yom Hashoah (Holocaust Remembrance Committee). The art work reflects the events and impact of the Holocaust.

Michaelsen said there were over 75 entries in this year’s contest which is held in conjunction with an essay contest. The winners will be recognized at the Yom Hashoah service to be held at 7 p.m. Sunday, May 5, at the Galvin Fine Arts Center at St. Ambrose University, Davenport.

Allan Ross, executive director of the Jewish Federation of the Quad Cities, said, “I want to thank the students who put so much effort into their visual art entries, and the teachers that encourage them to do so. The history of the Holocaust and the lessons learned are extremely important subjects that need to be taught in every school, especially in today’s challenging and often divisive world.”

Sharon Michaelsen, president of the RutabagA Art Gallery, shows the art work by Kate Walsh, of Bettendorf and a student at Jordan Catholic School in Rock Island that won first place in the annual Meyer and Frances Shuneman Holocaust Visual Arts Contest sponsored by the Jewish Federation of the Quad Cities, Quad City Arts, and the Yom Hashoah (Holocaust Remembrance Committee). Photo by Claudia Loucks

“Lise’s Yellow Dress” is the art work designed and created by Lilly Jones, an eighth grade student in Orion. The dress is from her interpretation of Lise’s dress in the book “Number the Stars” by Lois Lowry, which introduced her to the Holocaust and Danish Resistance. Her entry won Honorable Mention in the Holocaust Visual Arts Contest. Photo by Claudia Loucks

Steve Taets appointed Community President at Farmers National Bank Geneseo

Prophetstown, IL - With Bill Dale’s retirement from Farmers National Bank on December 31, 2023, Steve Taets was appointed Community President at the Geneseo location. Dale remains on the bank and holding company boards.

Taets graduated from St. Ambrose University with a Bachelor’s degree in Economics. He joined the Geneseo bank in 2013 as a Lender and has 17 years of overall banking experience. Steve resides in rural Coal Valley with his wife Kendra and their three children. He enjoys being active in the family farm he grew up on and spending time as Treasurer for the AG Alumni in Geneseo.

Founded in 1902, Farmers National Bank is a community bank with over $850 million in assets and serves customers from locations in Geneseo, Prophetstown, and Morrison. Taets noted that FNB remains committed to its customers and communities with fully staffed locations and people that are ready to serve you and your banking needs. We strive for the highest level of service with a personal touch.

Bill Dale(left) & Steve Taets(right) Photo Submitted

It’s Tough, But Someone Has To Do It - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Living Lands & Waters “Barge Party”

This is one big and fun event! Lorna and I have volunteered at the “BP” several times and it is nice meeting all the friendly people. Right now, I do not have all the particulars, but mark the date on your calendar. It will be held on Thursday, June 13, 2024, at the Beacon Harbor Visitor Center, 101 Beacon Harbor Pkwy, East Moline, IL, 61244. Parking w/shuttle will be at the John Deere Harvester Works (follow signs). Unfortunately for me, I will be in Canada on a fishing trip. Ha! It’s tough, but someone has to do it. There will be a really nice dinner and entertainment included in the price of the ticket.

Lorna and her sister, Elneta, will be working the name tag tent. Tickets must be purchased ahead of time. I will have a reminder as we get closer to the event.

Passport to Local Adventures

There are 7 local museums that are participating in the “2024 Museum Hop, A Guide to Area Museums.” Here is how it works. If you visit any of the following listed museums and get your museum passport stamped (At least 3 different museums), you will qualify for a $100.00 drawing held on Sept 15, 2024.

The participating museums are:

  1. Henry County Historical Society/Museum.

  2. Mercer County Historical Society/Essey-Noble Museum.

  3. Neponset Historical Society/Museum.

  4. Princeville Heritage Museum.

  5. Sheffield Historical Society/Museum.

  6. Stark County, IL, Historical Society/Museum.

  7. Warren County Historical Society/Museum.

Please mail the stamped page(s) of at least 3 different museums you visited and postmarked by September 1, 2024, you will qualify for the drawing.

Send to: Stark County, IL, Historical Society, PO Box 524, Toulon, IL 61483.

What is also nice is the handy little passport contains some information about each museum plus location and hours the museums are open. Donations are always welcomed. So, if you love history, antiques and learning about the wonders of our part of Illinois, come visit our museums.

Fen

The dictionary describes a Fen as an area of low, flat, marshy land, swamp; bog. Well, it is quite a bit more than that. It is very “rare!” Terry Brock, Cambridge, IL, is “the” authority on Fens. At the March meeting of the Geneseo Izaak Walton Club meeting, Terry gave an excellent presentation on the Fen.

The most interesting part of all this is that there is a Fen just east at the Ikes Park. At one time it covered a great deal more extending to Route 82, perhaps more. The Geneseo Ike’s Fen is a very wet place. It is at least over 6 feet deep.

It is a mixture of organic peat and sandy soil that is saturated with calcium rich surface and groundwater seeping from the base of the wooded sandy slope just above it. The Fen has ecological significance due to its contribution to plant diversity, water quality and wildlife/fish habitats. In Illinois, less than 1% of original marsh and Fen wetlands remain. Actually, there are very few places in our country that harbors such a unique place. There is so much more to tell about the local Fen, but space does not allow it. The Geneseo Izaak Walton League is going to “step up to the plate” and do some work on the path leading to the Fen.

24 – 40 Good Fish’n

Three weeks ago, on a Tuesday morning, Gary Dahlquist and I spent the morning fishing for crappies. We fished from shore on a private lake in Henry County. We each caught 18 crappies and I got one bass. Now we did not expect that same good luck on Tuesday, March 12. While the temperature was nice, the strong winds made us wonder if we made the correct decision.

Oh, yes! We made the right call that morning. We fished from 9:30 a.m. to 12:45 p.m. Gary caught 40 nice crappies and I got 24 including a bass. Gary caught a 3 lb. bass and a minute later he hooked on to an even bigger one, but it slipped off as he was bringing it to shore. I sure never thought we would catch much because of the 20 knot waves rolling over the lake. Who can figure?!

Silly Humor

Lorna and I call each other at least five times a day. It’s not as romantic as it sounds. She calls me so I can find my phone, and I call her so she can find hers.

Airplanes seem to be taking hits these days. On my last flight the pilot announced, “We’ll be on the ground in 15 minutes. Anyone needing to get off before that, talk to a flight attendant.”

On that same flight one of the flight attendants said over the intercom, “We’ll be on the ground in 10 minutes. Sooner if you all lean forward.”

Quote of the Week

“That is a good book which is opened with expectation, and closed with delight.” - Amos Bronson Alcott

Stations of the Cross Sunday at St. Malachy Church - By Claudia Loucks

By Claudia Loucks
Geneseo Current

Members of the high school youth group at St. Malachy Church, in addition to other youth in Geneseo, will portray the Living Stations of the Cross, tracing the path that Jesus walked to Calvary on the day of his crucifixion.

The young people will stage this year’s dramatic story from 8 to 9 p.m. on Palm Sunday, March 24, at the church. The performance is open to the public and there is no admission.

Bob Thoene, high school youth ministry coordinator, is the coordinator and spiritual director of the presentation with co-directors Elizabeth Hulsbrink, Lance Carroll and Victor Angelo.

The youth do the music, narration and the reenactment.

The Stations of the Cross are the 14 stations Jesus endured, beginning with Jesus being condemned and ending with his death. These events encompass Jesus’ journey carrying his cross from the Hall of Pilate where he was condemned to death to the site of his execution on Calvary.

The Living Stations performance has been presented by the high school youth at St. Malachy’s for so many years that no one is quite sure when it began, but a best estimate puts it at about 40 years, and the original script is still used although much of the program has gone through some changes since its beginning.

Stations of the Cross or the Way of the Cross is sometimes referred to as Way of Sorrows or Via Crucis. The 14 stations:

-1. Christ condemned to death.

-2. Jesus carries the cross.

-3. His first fall.

-4. He meets His Blessed Mother.

-5. Simon of Cyrene is made to bear the cross.

-6. Christ’s face is wiped by Veronica.

-7. His second fall.

-8. He meets the women of Jerusalem.

-9. His third fall.

-10. He is stripped of his garments.

-11. His crucifixion.

-12. His death on the cross.

-13. His body is taken.

-14. He is laid in the tomb.

Youth in the Geneseo community make up the cast for the Living Stations of the Cross to be presented at 8 p.m. on Sunday, March 24, at St. Malachy’s Church, 595 East Ogden Ave., Geneseo.

Grace Church Youth Renovate Sunday School Rooms - By Claudia Loucks

By Claudia Loucks
Geneseo Current

Whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.” – 1 Corinthians 10:31

A group of youth at Grace United Methodist Church in Geneseo is “learning by doing” through their project of renovating the Sunday school area used by pre-school and elementary-age children.

Molly Neumann, who with her sister Jane, last fall organized nondenominational, student-led Bible studies for area youth in grades 6-12.

The gatherings led to the current renovation project which addresses the common area where the younger children sing and do crafts.

“As of right now, our classroom is a combination of pre-school and elementary students, so it is important to make a large space that fits the learning abilities of diverse age groups,” Molly Neumann said.

The young people have been working on giving the walls a fresh coat of paint, which was donated by church members.

Neumann said plans are being made to host a church breakfast to raise money for the renovation project.

“Following that, we intend on making some additions to create a child-friendly environment,” she added. “Our youth group has taken the time to begin the painting portion of the renovation project and is available to help with any small additions going forward.”

The adult leaders and helpers, Jackie and Joe Mickley and Mark Koster, are available to offer guidance and assistance with the youth projects, Neumann said.

When asked about how the renovation project was chosen, Neumann shared that the youth classrooms had become storage space after the pandemic…”With the start of the New Year, we wanted to strengthen the FROGS (Fully Rely on God) program and create a better place for the growing youth at our church. When Jane, Jackie Mickley and I took on the cleaning out of the rooms, we got the idea to start fresh and update the outdated classrooms.”

It was that idea that initiated the plan to renovate the space and make it more appealing to new families in the area, she said…”Our main goal is to make a comfortable and attractive leaning space for the students.”

Plans are to have most of the renovations complete by the close of this school year, and Neumann added, “However, improving the program is an ongoing and evolving effort.”

She said the group is “looking for more youth to become involved. Everyone in the community is welcome to join the group with our community projects and Bible sessions. We also offer Silver Cord opportunities for interested high school-age students.”

The young people meet every few weeks, depending on Geneseo High School and Geneseo Middle School activity calendars.

The meetings begin with students who want to help prepare dinner from 5:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. and a student-led Bible study to be held after the meal. All family members are welcome to join the group for the meal.

For more information, contact Molly Neumann at 309-714-9531.

The young people who are renovating Sunday school rooms at Grace United Methodist Church in Geneseo include, from left, Wyatt Mickley, Mark Shoemaker, Jack Mickley, Molly Neumann, Jane Neumann, Ella Brooks (hidden) and Cora Gorman. Owen Skovronski also helped, but was absent when the photo was taken.

Hey Time, Slow Up - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Congratulations ND Women’s BB

What a heck of a game it was at the ACC Champion game last Sunday, March 10th. Notre Dame beat NC State 55-51. It was so much fun watching this team this season. I think they will do good in the NCAA tournament, but that road is going to be tough.

Coach Niele Ivey is one awesome coach and relates to her players in a really positive way. Can you imagine Hannah Hidaigo and Olivia Miles in the front court next year? Yikes!! I’m not sure if they get Sonia Cintron, Kylee Watson and Maddy Westbeld back for next season? If they do, another ND Championship win could be in the workings. In the meantime, good luck ND ladies in the NCAA tourney!

Give Blood

I don’t know how good of a volunteer I am, but one thing I feel strong about is donating blood. I saw recently on TV that only 2 to 3% of Americans donate blood.

Grant you, some folks cannot give blood for various reasons.

However, most can! Anyway, I always go to ImpactLife Blood Ctr., Moline. It only takes about 45 minutes. I’ve donated 18.5 gallons so far. Okay, enough of that! The point is there’s always a great need for blood donors so whether it’s the Red Cross, where Lorna goes in Geneseo, or ImpactLife in Moline, please consider donating. You very well may have saved a life.

Hey Time, Slow Up.

In my younger days I used to stop at my favorite pub and/or a local coffee shop. Now it’s the pharmacy and the bathroom.

Long Time Ago

Around the time Dale Collis was born or about 300 million years ago, reptiles evolved from amphibian ancestors. Reptiles are a very interesting species of animals. Did you know there are close to 300 species of turtles? They have few predators because of their protective shell with bony plates. Carrying their “home” may slow them down, but most of the time they’re in no hurry.

Green on Sunday

That being St. Patrick’s Day on the 17th. My mother was German- Irish and the rest of me being Belgian, Native American and I guess anything leftover would be Martian. Anyway, I guess I’ll have to break out my old green socks and wear them to church. After all, they are holy!!!

We Seniors

Once you hit 80, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you probably are dead.

Snakes

So many times these reptiles get a bad rap. Maybe it is because in the bible or elsewhere the snake or “serpent” is the devil in disguise. They are very beneficial in controlling the rodent and other species in the animal world. It’s the “check ‘n balance” theory.

Through the years, we have had 2 boa constrictors and our current pet, a corn snake. She is about 4 feet long and is beautiful with her reddish and orange colors. She is not venomous. There are over 2,500 different species of snakes on our planet. Our son, Lance, and his kids, also have a pet corn snake. Now, if you are “really” afraid of snakes, go to Hawaii, Iceland, Ireland or New Zealand. There are no native snakes in those places. I’m also sure there are none at the N & S Poles either! A bit too cold, yeah think?

Ticks ‘n Opossums

Through the years there has been some who say that opossums enjoy a meal of ticks. There are now studies that show it is a myth. Can you imagine how much opossum would have to chow down by eating a pin-head size tick? Speaking of those little bugs, if you should venture out in tall grass or in a woods, make sure you check yourself for ticks when you get home.

You Might Be A Geek if….

  1. Your I.Q. is a higher number than your weight.

  2. You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

Dumb Jokes

What kind of TV does one find in a haunted house? Ans: A big-scream TV.

Why do elephants drive Fords? There’s room for 4 and the rest Is trunk space!

Why do spiders do so well in computer class? Ans: They love the Web.
(I told you these were dumb, but you had to read ‘em anyway, didn’t you?)

Quote of the Week

“The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.” - Winston Churchill

Let the Games Begin!

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

KeeKee

It was sad to read in Sunday’s newspaper about the passing of Kathleen “KeeKee” Pregracke. She certainly accomplished a lot in her years on this earth. She was very instrumental in helping her son, Chad, with “Living Lands & Waters.” We only knew her through our volunteering at the LL&W “Barge Party” held every year. Our condolences to her husband, Gary, and family.

Conceal Carry Renewal

I recently received a notice that my permit for Conceal Carry expires in August, 2024. I tried doing the renewal on-line and that was a waste of time. Fortunately, Mike Weis of JW’s Shooting Parlor, 207 N. State St., Geneseo, IL, will be conducting a 3-hour CC “Renewal” class on Thursday, April 18, 2024. The times will be from 4:30 to 7:30 p.m. You will need to bring your handgun to the class along with 30 rounds.

They carry most all popular ammunition for sale should you not have that many cartridges. It would be a good idea to bring ear protectors and safety glasses. The cost is $50.00 for the class.

Remember that if you own a firearm in this state you must have a FOID card which is good for 10 years. The Conceal Carry permit is good for 5 years. Mike Weis was the instructor when I first took the CC class 5 years ago and he is excellent.

Geneseo Izaak Walton League

Members and guests are encouraged to attend their monthly meetings which are held on the second Monday of the month.

The March 11th meeting will have Terry Brock as the speaker on the Fen. The April 8th meeting, Jody Rathman will give a presentation on Boy Scouts of America. For the May 13th meeting, Jamie Poster, Game Warden, will speak concerning any new conservation rules or regulations concerning fishing, boating, etc. All meetings are held in the lodge and begin at 7 p.m. Refreshments served.

Jokes

Two Cadillac drivers, Tony and Bob, were talking. They then started yelling at each other. It quickly “Escalade-d.”

When is a car no longer a car? Ans: When it turns into a driveway.

March Madness

I was glad to see Iowa Women’s BB star, Caitlin Clark, will be entering the WNBA Draft. She is one awesome player, but I am glad she will be moving on. I’m waiting for the press to start calling it “Clark Madness.” Ugh! Enough already!!!

Basketball Humor

  1. Why can’t you play basketball in the jungle? Ans: Because there are too many cheetahs.

  2. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? Ans: They are not allowed to travel.

  3. Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.

  4. I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger. Then it hit me!

  5. What do you call a pig who plays basketball? Ans: A ball hog.

Men & Women BB Favorites

Our favorites for tournament play are: Notre Dame, Iowa State, Illinois, UConn and Nebraska. I suspect of those teams, UConn, both men and women teams, will probably go the farthest. Ah, but alas! Let the games begin!!!

“Dan D Outdoors”

Attached is my column for March 6 – 12, 2024. If you care to see it on the web, go to:

  1. Type in https://www.geneseocurrent.com/

  2. In left column you will see where it shows, “Local Geneseo- Events.” Click on that!

  3. After that, you will see in small print, “Hometown.” Click on that.

  4. Scroll down to where you will see 3 colored local “Dan D Outdoors.” The colored logo on the far left is what you want to click on for my latest column.

Quote of the Week

“Politeness is the ritual of society, as prayers are of the church.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson