Drive Alone or Drive a Hearse! - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

A Fox on the Fairway

Last week Janet Anderson, Lorna and myself went to the Richmond Hill Playhouse to see the comedy, “A Fox on the Fairway.” It was excellent!
I think with comedy, actors have to deliver their lines “with perfect timing” and they did just that. There were 6 actors . Jackie Patterson was one of them. She is really a natural and we always like to support her. The play’s last performance was July 20th.
The next play, Marjorie PRIME, will be August 14-17 & 21 – 24. One of the actors will be Lorrie Lord. She is another one of those natural actors. The play is not a comedy, and I heard through the grape vine it is very thought provoking. We shall see.

What Goes Around, Comes Around

We are fans of PBS, but to a point! I used to watch the PBS NewsHour with Judy Woodruff because it was not bias. However, I noticed during the past year or so PBS has become more and more democratic. I don’t watch their NewsHour anymore because of their liberal points of view. I see that President Trump wants to cut funding to PBS. I have mixed emotions on that subject. We contribute to PBS, certainly not for its news reporting, but because it has so much other “excellent viewing”. While we will continue to watch and support PBS, I have to smile at Trump’s “pay-back” time. In short, “What goes around, comes around!"

Ikes Club Fish Fry at the Lodge

A reminder, the annual summer fish fry for members and guests will be held on Saturday, August 2nd, starting at 6 p.m. Sooooo, good!!!

Ham & Bean Supper

This is a big event and is open to the public. If you like ham soup and/or vegetable soup plus the trimmings, put this date on your home calendar, iphone or your memory bank. Besides great food we will have live entertainment, too! The event is Saturday, September 6, 2025, from 4 to 7 p.m. It will be held at the Ikes Park by the lodge. Just take Rt. 82 about 1 mile north of Geneseo. See you there.

Henry County Genealogical Society

These members will have a meeting at the Kewanee Library at 1:30 p.m. on Monday, July 28, 2025. Their speaker will be myself and the topic will be Aircraft Carriers.

Luke Dauw wins the Game

Luke’s high school age baseball team are called the St. Louis Tigers. As I type this our grandson, Luke, just made it to 1st base with his teammate making it from 3rd base to home and they won the game. Way to go, Luke!

Good reason to go to The Cellar

Fifty-three years on July 24th! Happy Anniversary, Lorna.

Humor

Lorna says I have two major faults. I don’t listen and something else. Last night I accidentally handed Lorna a gluestick instead of the chapstick. She still hasn’t talked to me.

Quote

“There are only two ways to avoid backseat drivers. Drive alone or drive a hearse!”

A World Record Bass - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Where Art Thou?

Some fishing buddies and I were talking the other day about where has some insects seem to have vanished? Butterflies, lightning bugs, and grasshoppers, to name a few. Even gnats and mosquitoes seem to be far and few between. That’s okay, though!

Moisture

So far, so good! Mother Nature has been kind to our local farmers and we gardeners. She seems to unload her rains at the right time. Other than fighting weeds, our tomatoes, onions and radishes are doing great. As to beans, we planted those is containers and so far they have kept cottontails and squirrels at bay.

Eminent Domain

According to an article in Iowa Farmer Today, the Summit Carbon Solutions has proposed a 2,500 mile CO2 pipeline through five states to capture greenhouse gas from ethanol plants. Iowa is one of those states where the pipeline would run through farmland. Many farmers oppose the right of a state like Iowa to take away their land through eminent domain.
Sort of related, but thousands of acres of farmland has already been purchased by foreign countries. While you might think China is the biggest owner of American soil, that would be incorrect. As of now, they are far down the list.
There recently was a bill passed in Iowa to curtail the “Red Giant” from buying more land. In my humble opinion, hit the delete key on eminent domain. We are an AG country and we must be careful on allowing so many large, cemented parking lots, housing additions, and so on. Farmland is priceless!

U.S. Army 250 Years

I enjoyed the parade celebrating the Army’s 250th year anniversary. I hope the U.S. Navy/Marines does something for their anniversary on October 13, 1775. Somehow, I don’t think too many submarines and aircraft carriers will make it down Constitution Ave as in the U.S. Army parade.
Still, a gala flotilla of some Navy ships and aircraft would be neat to see maybe in Boston harbor, Norfolk, New York or someplace the public could view. Betcha the Fox network would cover the event. There will be a 250th Navy/Marine Commemoration at Independence Hall on October 13th.

Poison Ivy

Well, it’s no wonder Lorna and I came in contact with the toxic plant. We do a lot of trimming and pulling weeds. Fortunately, neither of us got it bad. In fact, we had zero itching.

Fishing Report

It continues to be good. Last week Tom Simpson tangled with a really big bass. It ended up breaking the ball baring part of his leader. He was too far away from his brother, Gary and myself to get the landing net.
Tom swears it would have been a world record. That might have been a stretch, but who knows?! Someone has to catch a world record bass. Later in the morning his brother, Gary, caught a 4 lb plus channel cat and had to be netted. He released it to grow bigger.
As for me, I ended up with about 20 bluegills. Had them for supper last Sunday. Sooooo, good to the taste!

Humor

Last week Dale Collis of Galva was in a shark attack on the canal. He said the shark took out his whole “left” side. He is all “right” now! Steve Weber purchased a new sweater, but it started picking up static electricity. So he decided to return it. The sales clerk gave him another one free of charge!

Quote

“Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death, but once.”

Who Have Passed Away

Lorna and I were sad at the passing away of Glen Anderson, Mary Farrell, Ray Rogers, Glenn Sigwalt and Jim Weisser. All very nice people who are in a better place, for sure. May God bless their souls.

Men of the Cloth - By Dan Dauw

Geneseo Community Concert

This annual event is always a home run, for sure! Their 17th annual concert was held on Wednesday, June 25, at 7 p.m. in the Geneseo HS Concert Hall.
Director Pam Edwards, plus her young and older singers did some awesome singing. For as young as they are, the Children’s Choir “really” nailed it. My favorite of the night was “Maria” (Amy Croft) and the Children’s choir singing “Do Re Mi” from the Sound of Music. I swear Julie Andrews was up there on stage.

Happy Fourth

Great music, Great food, Great time! It all comes together this coming 4th of July at the Geneseo Park starting with “Pork in the Park” courtesy of the Geneseo Kiwanis Club. They usually start serving around 10:30 a.m. or there about.
Just leave room for a trip to the Maple City Band “Dessert Tent.” There will be pies, cakes, cookies, ice cream, etc. A donation is very well accepted.
The band will begin at 1 p.m. I really hate missing the event, but we have a family get-together in Cedar Rapids. Don’t forget the fireworks on July 3rd at Richmond Hill, Geneseo, IL.

This photo was taken on July 4, 2025, of the Geneseo Maple City Band, 80 musicians strong. Their last concert will be Tuesday, July 15, 2025.  

Downton Abbey

The grand finale will be at theaters on September 12th. I saw some of the trailers on the Internet and it looks like another “Downton Abbey” winner! I think it takes place in the early 1930s. They all look a bit older and sadly, Maggie Smith has passed away. We haven’t gone to a movie theater in a long time. Ha! I’ll bet it was the second DA movie we saw on the silver screen. Anyway, to the theater we go!

E-15

We always try to use E-10 gasoline when we stop at any BP gas station (We get 15 cents a gallon discount). We haven’t seen E-15 at any pump, but I’d try it if we get the same discount. Also, if it helps farmers and is better for the environment, why not?

Saving $$$ on Bird food

You sure can tell there is plenty of natural food outside for the birds. During the spring I spend a small fortune on birdseed, but it’s enjoyable watching all the different species. Now I tend to our bird feeders about every three or four days a week. We haven’t seen any Baltimore orioles raid the grape jelly for at least three weeks. The humming birds are still around and they are always fun to watch. Other than a few sparrows, nuthatches, and an occasional red-winged blackbird, that’s about what we see.

Humor

How do “men of the cloth” get rid of insects inside a church? Ans: Let us spray! People think that grass don’t be wet in the morning. Ans: But it dew!

Quote

The man who believes he can do it, is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can’t. – Don Morrison

Land Mines and Machine Guns - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Oh, he won’t Bite!

  How many times I heard that in all my 17 years of carrying mail and dealing with “friendly” dogs. Now I like dogs, but they could be a problem for we letter carriers. I had a few dog bites while some had more and some had less. 
Last month was “USPS National Dog Bite Awareness.”  Sometimes I had to “bite my lip” when a dog owner would come out of their house and assure me that “Fido” was harmless.  “Yeah, right, and the liquid flowing from my calf is ketchup!” One time a big dog jumped its fence and caused a bad bite on a Moline carrier’s face. 
Although most bites were on the leg or ankle.  It was sometime in the ‘60s when the USPS issued each carrier a small spray bottle called “Halt.”  It kind of worked if you aimed it at the dog’s face and there were no strong winds to redirect the spray.
Of course, some dog owners complained. Sometimes mail was held at the Post Office until the dog was tied or was no longer a threat. That probably still holds true today.  Illinois was ranked 4th for USPS dog attacks in 2024.

Books

  Last month we flew out to Boston and Cape Cod for a week. On the last day we visited the USS Constitution and Museum in Boston. It was really nice. While there I bought a book entitled, The Book of Old Ships.”  I thought it would be a good read, but for me, I was glad to finish the book. The author was way too confusing plus one had to have a knowledge on the nomenclature of ships from about the 14th to 19th century. 
For Father’s Day our son, Lance, sent me a really good book entitled, “The Forgotten 500” by Gregory A. Freeman. It’s about one of the greatest rescue missions of WW2. One of those books you just cannot set down.

Fourth of July

   Just a reminder the Maple City Band will present some really good patriotic music in the Geneseo’s Band Shell starting at 1 p.m. Of course, you have to stop at the Kiwanis building for “Pork in the Park.”  After which you must stop at the Maple City Band Dessert Tent for great desserts. All donations are welcome. I wish we could be there, but we have a family reunion to go to in Iowa.

Aircraft carrier in Kewanee

  Ha! Well, not physically, but on Monday, July 28, I will present a program to members of the Henry County Genealogical Society. It starts at 1:30 p.m. at the Kewanee Library, 102 S. Tremont, Kewanee, IL.  I think you will find it interesting.

Keep away Garden Raiders

   It’s not just deer who raid our vegetable and flower gardens. Lately I’ve heard a lot of grumbling about other opportunists who have a late dinner under cover of darkness. Trouble is, besides us and deer, rabbits, chipmunks, racoons and daytime squirrels enjoy lettuce, beans, tomatoes, flowers, etc. Even electric fences can sometimes not work. Some raiders can find a way to get their stomachs full at our expense. Maybe land mines and machine gun nests is an option, but that might be a bit overboard.

 Fishing

  We’ve been having some nice bluegill meals lately. One fish related to the sunfish is the pumpkinseed. The few I’ve caught so far have been bigger than any bluegill, sunfish or red-ear.  They are really a beautiful fish and good eating, too!
The crappies and channel cats are now in deeper and cooler water. So far, I’ve been catching the ‘gills in the shallows.  Red worms do the trick.

Humor

  Lorna is threatening to throw me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor. More on this after the break.  

Quote

   In order for a war to be just, three things are necessary. First: The authority of the sovereign. Secondly: A just cause. Thirdly: A rightful intention. - St. Thomas Aquinas

I’ve Got a Leak in My Sink! - By Dan Dauw

Youth Fishing Derby Results

  Here are the results of the June 7th “Geneseo Ikes “Youth Fishing Derby.”  There were 119 kids that were entered in the Saturday event.

Age Group 2-5: 1st Aliah Barker, 2nd Connor Flaherty, 3rd Sawyer Simpson, 4th Chloe Garrison, 5th Brautlee McKee, 6th Deklan Fleming.
Age Group 6-9: 1st Gracie Flaherty, 2nd Maddie Flaherty, 3rd Alexll Valencia, 4th Cohen Heller, 5th Beckham Arnold, 6th Micah Medina.
Age Group 10-12: 1st Kenzie Jenis, 2nd Bentley Blaser, 3rd Walter Newberg, 4th Noah Hutchinson, 5th Jordan Johnson, 6th Beckett Clendenin.
Age Group 13-16: 1st Faith Kuster, 2nd Carter Robb, 3rd Hannah Wildermuth, 4th Zachary Blank, 5th Maci Gorman, 6th Alex Henry.

Sorry if there are any mis-spelled names. Sometimes it’s hard to read the printing on the register slips. Sorry I did not get this information sooner, but I was on vacation. Thank you goes to all the kids, parents, and volunteers for providing a fun morning.  

 Cape Cod

   We returned from a nice week at Boston and Cape Cod.  We went with our daughter, DeeDee and son-in-law, Dave. That daughter of ours is something else. She had every detail planned out. We rented a van as Dave had to use an electric scooter and I had to use a walker. We used wheel chairs at both Midway and Logan airports. Midwest Airlines were very helpful for we handicap. I also like that passengers can sit where they want, no assigned seats.

  From the airport we drove two hours (DeeDee did all the driving) to Cape Cod. My mother and step-father lived on the ‘Cape for many years and we would visit them along with our kids. 
We stayed at the Best Western Motel at West Yarmouth.  We visited some neat museums and harbors.  One commercial fishing boat came in loaded with “skates.”  They are related to the shark and stingray, but have no poison barb. They’re considered good eating.
  One of the many highlights was whale watching which is always a must when visiting the ‘Cape. We took a sightseeing boat out of Barnstable.  
It takes over an hour to reach where the humpbacks were feeding. We saw 11 whales and some gray seals. To see these giant whales is just totaling amazing.  The seas were a little rough, with cold temps and rain, but all worth it, for sure! 
We visited some old-time friends, Louis and Louise Dmeo, while on the Cape. Some years ago they won the Connecticut Lottery (23 Mil).  They moved from a nice home to an amazing dwelling at 5.1 Mil. They are both in their low ‘90s, and while they have their ailments, they are both sharp of mind. It was lots of fun visiting with them, but as we waved good-by I felt sad knowing all of us probably we won’t see each other again.
  When in Boston on the last day we visited the USS Constitution and Museum. Of course, seafood is a must and we had to have lobster rolls.  There is more to tell, but you may be yawning by now. Suffice to say it was a great time and again, a big “Thank You” to our daughter who did an amazing job making all the reservations, driving and so on. 

How ‘Yer Garden Grows

  I hope your garden is doing well.  Our tomatoes, spinach, onions and beans are really looking great. The same holds true in our flower gardens. Mother Nature has, so far, given us some good moisture at the right times.  Let’s hope our area farmers benefit from the needed rains.

Maple City Band & Others

  Here are the remaining concerts. Great music and great food social!!!!

July 1: Maple City German Band
July 4th: Maple City Band
July 8: Miracle Bluegrass
July 15: Maple City Band
July 22: German Big Band
July 29: Big River Brass Band

 Humor

  Yesterday I called my landlord and I said to him, “I’ve got a leak in my sink!” He said, “Go ahead, I’m not judging!”

Too Much Horsepower and Low I.Q.

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

2025 Maple City Band

  It looks like another great season of music provided by Band Conductor, Alan Kiser, and the Geneseo Maple City Band.  I believe they have close to 90 musicians in the band.  That is awesome!
The following is a list of band performances and Ice Cream Socials. The ice cream socials start at 6 p.m. with the band performances beginning at 7 p.m. All band performances are held in the band shell at the Geneseo Park.

JUNE 10: Band: Maple City Band   Social: Geneseo Izaak Walton League.

JUNE 17: Band: Maple City Band   Social: Geneseo Quilt Guild

JUNE 24:  Band: Geneseo Middle School Band  Social: Performing Arts Council.

JULY 1:  Band: Maple City German Band  Social: Social: Impact

JULY 8: Band: Miracle Bluegrass  Social: Geneseo Humane Society

JULY 15: Band: Maple City Band  Social: Henry County Auxiliary

JULY 22:  Band: German Big Band   Social: Boy Scout Troup 100

JULY 29: Band: Big River Brass Band  Social: Girl Scout Unit 886

Of course, don’t forget the big “Fourth of July” celebration in the park.  Great food prepared by those nice guys of the Geneseo “Pork ‘n the Park” Kiwanis. The Maple City Band will perform at 1 p.m.   

Bluebird yes, bluebird no!

   Geez, it’s almost every week we get a new species of bird at our feeders. The latest was last week when a “blue” bird paid us a visit. No, not the traditional “bluebird.” No, this bird was completely blue in color. It was beautiful, for sure. We looked in one of our bird books and it had all the signs our brief visitor was an indigo bunting. We haven’t seen it since. 
Some other observations we’ve noticed from bird watching are as follows: A red-breasted woodpecker always raddles and pounds on the rain gutter before he jumps on the suet cage. I think it’s some kind of warning. As I mentioned last week, Baltimore orioles are not the only fathered friends that enjoy grape jelly. Catbirds, cedar waxwings, house sparrows, and grossbeaks once in while like a shot of grape jelly.
We get all the local species of woodpeckers except the pileated woodpecker. Ah, but we know he’s out there in the woods somewhere. We can hold up our iphones and it can identify various bird sounds. All of the woodpeckers, especially the harry and downy, take over the suet cakes many times. The nuthatches come in a close second.  Something I notice when it starts to get dark. The cardinals and the orioles dominate the feeders as the other birds seem to roost earlier. Less competition, I suspect. We quit putting out oranges for the orioles as they much prefer their grape jelly.

 Quips

1)    The cause of most traffic accidents is too much horsepower and low I.Q.
2)    There are only two kinds of liars in car accidents: Both drivers!
3)    Two heads are better than one “except” in a head-on collision.
4)     If your car brakes fail, try to run into something cheap!
5)    Since most accidents happen at home and in traffic, the surest was to be safe is to leave home and sell your car.

Cape Cod

  My mother and step-father lived many years on the ‘Cape. Most of the time Lorna, myself and the kids packed up the old buggy and drove there (1,200 miles).
As the years went on, we flew to Boston and took a “puddle jumper” to the Cape. We had a lot of fun times and met some really nice folks.
Well, our daughter and husband asked if we would like to go with them to the Cape.  As for us, a trip whale watching is a must.  We always found it fascinating to see these giant mammals.
One time a whale came right along side the boat and turned on its side showing its huge eye. There are two long time friends we must see. Got to have a Lobster roll, maybe two…maybe three!! They are both retired teachers and even though they are both near the 90 mark, they are really sharp. In short, if you ever get the chance, visit Cape Cod.

Humor

  If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Quote

 “The wise course is to profit from the mistakes of others.    - Terence

Plenty of Fish to Clean - By Dan Dauw

Geneseo Ikes “Youth Fishing Contest.”

  This is a big showtime, especially for kids ages 2-16.  The event will be held on Saturday, June 7, 2025, starting at 8:30 a.m. to 11 a.m. Registration begins at 11 a.m. Parents and Grandparents are more than welcome. The contest is free for the public and donations are welcome. Free lunch for all will be provided after the fishing. Bait and fishing gear will be available for use.
Free giveaways for all contestants, door prize drawings and trophies for winners.  The event takes place at the Ikes Park, 1 mile north of Geneseo, along the Hennepin Canal. Look for the event sign. 
Any questions call Justin Shoemaker at (309) 269-3107 or Dan Dauw at (309)796-0795.  As I said, the kids and everyone will have a great time.

Yay, Rain.

  It was about time, Mother Nature, to give most of us a good soaking two weeks or so ago. Our rain gauge showed 3 ¼” over the span of 4 days. Hopefully, most area farmers were able to get their planting in before the monsoon.

Good Fish’n!

   Maybe you have had this fishing experience like I had two weeks ago. Gary Dahlquist, Tom Simpson and myself were fishing from shore on a beautiful morning. Both Gary and Tom were really nailing the bluegills, crappies, bass and Tom’s big channel cat (he let it go).
So, where did it all leave me? I had a few in the fish basket, but not the numbers these guys had. Ah, but wait! Lady Luck didn’t leave the party. All of a sudden, I had so many nice bluegills I could only use one pole. I told those guys the ‘gills finally recognized who had all the cards. I only had a few worms left, but a lot in the fish basket. Of course, we had plenty of fish to clean, but the end result will be some good eaten meals.

Gnats

  They are one big pest. When they get really bad I have a ballcap that contains netting. You just pull it over the head and shoulder. Kind of a pain, but better that than getting eaten alive by those *&^Y$%$79!!!!!

Birds

  This Spring we made sure we had lots of feeders for our feathered friends. Because of that, we have seen a lot of species we’ve never saw before.
For example: Cat birds, Baltimore Orioles, Northern Flickers, Red-headed Woodpeckers (my favorite) and a few others I can’t remember. We have 3 glass feeders for the humming birds plus certain podded flower plants for the little guys. We just have two so far. 
We have a downy woodpecker who thinks he’s a humming bird and drinks his share of sugar water. He is very tame and drinks right in front of me.
Baltimore orioles have their own feeder which holds oranges and grape jelly. They are such a beautiful bird.

Humor

What pronouns does chocolate use?  Ans: Her-shey.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just “A lo Ha”?

Quote for the Week

  “When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.” - Oscar Wilde

Dien Bien Phu - By Dan Dauw

New Pope

  It’s too early as to say which way Pope Leo XlV wants to steer his flock of 1.4 billion Catholics. I don’t really care whether he’s a Sox or Cubs fan. Okay, maybe I’m happy he’s a Bear’s fan. So much for my shallow thinking.
I do hope he can make good decisions during his time on this earth.  I really enjoyed watching the event on TV.

 Memorial Day

   It used to be known as “Decoration Day.” It honors all the men and women who died while serving in the U.S. military. 
It originated during the American Civil War when citizens put flowers on deceased soldiers and sailors that were killed in battle. It is always celebrated on the last Monday in May. In this case, May 26, 2025.

Dien Bien Phu

  Last Christmas I received a book from our daughter entitled, “Guerrilla Warfare,” by William Weir. It tells about various irregular warfare in the 20th Century.
I had not heard those three words (DBP)in years, but there was a chapter about the fighting in the 1950s between the French and the Vietnamese guerrillas of the Viet Minh Army.  The French did win some battles, but the major battle for Dien Bien Phu was won by the Communist because of superior number of soldiers and weapons provided by China. 
As you know, we took our hand at fighting the North Vietnamese in the 1960-70s and to no great purpose. Russian troops fought several years in Afghanistan and also ended with no purpose.  Of course, we went into Afghanistan and we ended up with no purpose except providing the “bad guys” with tons of weaponry. Will we ever learn?

When I wasn’t Old

  My fascination with firearms goes way back to, I think, 1949-50. My dad had a friend who was in the war and brought back a German rifle. The rifle had no stock and for some reason he gave it to my dad.  He made a Bishop sporting stock for it and from then on, I was hooked. Still have it today.

When I was about age 11 or 12, Jimmy Anderson and I went hunting on a farm by 2nd St. in Moline. The farmer passed the word that anyone on his property would be shot at with his “salt ‘n pepper” shotgun.  I’ll be darn if that old farmer did shoot at us one time, but at a long distance. One would have to be 1 foot away to be injured by a shotshell loaded with “salt and pepper!”  We had Crossman pellet rifles and hunted rabbits all the way to Rock River.

Another time Jimmy and I had BB guns shooting at sparrows in Stephens Park, just off of 7th St. in Moline. A Moline Police car pulled up and the officer said to go home. I was “so” scared and told the officer I’m sorry and he can have my BB gun.  He said he didn’t want my BB gun and to go home, which I did.

Gardening

  Lorna and I enjoy working outside. Our larger garden has 20 tomato plants, and rows of onions. We used to plant beans, but the squirrels dig ‘em up. We have a resident raccoon that takes his share, too! We love flowers and if you drive-by you’ll see what I mean. 
The one negative is our front lawn. We recently hired CurbAppeal, Carbon Cliff, IL, to spruce the lawn up like it was before the grubs did their dastardly deeds. 

 Flowers, Vegetables & Birds

   We do so enjoy watching all the various birds that come to our feeders. We love the hummingbirds. We have plants for hummingbirds and three bottled feeders on our upper deck.  We have three flower gardens in the back of our house. 
Unfortunately, at our age it makes it very difficult to keep everything how we want it.  My sense of balance is horrible even with a cane or walker.  Both Lorna and I have had our share of falls. We do have great next-door neighbors, the Putnams, that help us a lot.     

Worth Reading?

   I really don’t know how many people read this column. Maybe 10, 25 or hundred(s)? Do me a favor, send me an e-mail (deboonelr@aol.com) if you like or dislike the “Dan D Outdoors” column. Feedback, good or bad, is always welcome.

Bear’s Schedule Ugh!

  The “Monsters of the Midway” better live up to that title because they have a really tough schedule. The NFC North is one of the toughest divisions in the NFL. All three teams, Vikings, Lions and Green Bay made the playoffs. They have some tough non-conference games, too! My Super Bowl is beating the Packers!

Humor

  What did the duck say when he bought Chapstick? Ans: Put it on my bill.  

Quote of the Week

“It is a nobler fate to be envied than to be pitied.”    - Pindar

Resisting A-Rest - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Olivia Egert

 This young lady, who attends the University of Illinois, is going to make a run for the Miss Illinois USA Pageant on Friday, May 23, 2025. She has already won the Miss Mississippi Crown Pageant, 2025. 
She belonged to the Geneseo Kiwanis Key Club. The Kiwanis members donated money towards her adventure. The pageant will be held at the Illinois State University’s Braden Auditorium, Normal, IL. 
Tickets range from $91.00 to $99.00. I am not to sure there are any tickets left for the pageant. Miss Egert gave those donors an autographed photo and personal note thanking them for contributing to her fundraiser in benefit of the Miss Illinois scholarship.
If you ever had the chance to talk with Olivia Egert you cannot help feel she is a very special young lady. Her personality matches her beauty and that says it all.  We wish her the very best at the pageant.

 10th Year Anniversary

  That being the “Vintage Farm Equipment Show,” on Saturday, September 13, 2025, Bridge Park, Rock Island Avenue, Atkinson, IL.  It’s about 4 months away, but Dave Carton, Show Garu, already has the flyers distributed at various places in Henry County.
It is free to the public with displays such as Horse-drawn equipment, hit-miss engines, Farm tractors and equipment, Lawn and garden tractors (stock ‘n custom), Vintage farm trucks and motorcycles, Horse ferrier, and Blacksmithing demonstrations. Food & modern restrooms are available with plenty of free parking for your Rolls Royce.
I will be giving presentations at 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. on “Aircraft Carriers.” Hope to see you there!

 Henry County Museum

  It is now open daily for visitors from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. It used to be a school with each “classroom” showing different theme of antique artifacts. For example, the farm room displays buggies, plows, etc.  My favorite is the “Military Room!”
If you love history and antiques, make sure to visit this museum located at the corner of Knox and Park St., Bishop Hill, IL.  Great restaurants, too!!!

 Geneseo Ikes “Youth Fishing Derby”

  This popular event is not too far away! The derby will begin at 8 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. for kids age 2 to 16. It’s all free including lunch and prizes.  It will be held on Saturday, June 7, 2025, along the canal at the Geneseo Ikes campground, 1 mile north of Geneseo on Rt. 82.
All kids must register at the brown building next to the canal.  Bait and fishing poles will be provided if need be. Winners are determined in each of 4 age groups (2-5, 6-9, 10-12 and 13-16). This event is really a fun time.

When I Wasn’t Old

1)A buddy and I used to walk through alleys searching for items that people put out in the trash. We were in our pre-teens and lots of kids would do the same fun thing. I can’t remember any of the junk we took, but it wasn’t stealing. It was fun.

2)There was a mild earthquake in Moline when I was a teenager. I cannot remember when it happened, but I do remember it was all the talk.

3)I took a fishing trip once with some guys to Wisconsin. One night a friend and some others tipped over a single hole’r. There was a girl inside that the guys knew and she was mad. She didn’t get hurt. Ha! Years later the one kid graduated from West Point and was mayor of Davenport.

4)I had an aunt who became mentally ill. I liked her. Sadly, I remember one time seeing her dancing in downtown Rock Island. There was no music and she had no partner. She ended up at a mental institution in East Moline. Later it became a prison which is still that today. Her husband had serious booze problems, and they had three daughters. That is a sad story in itself.

5)“Go fly a kite!” That was a fun thing to do many moons ago. I wonder if kids do that anymore. Yeah, probably not! Lots of times my kite would find itself a tree or a telephone pole.

 Humor

1)I forgot when Lorna’s birthday is so I asked her when her birthday was? She said, “March 1st.” So, I walked around the room and asked again.

2)Our daughter accidently took her cat’s med’s last night. Don’t ask “Meow.”

3)Our son’s dog accidentally ate a whole bag of scrabble tiles. So, he took him to the vet. Still no word yet.

4)Next week we start “Diarrhea Awareness Month.” Runs until Friday.

5)If a child refuses a nap, are they resisting a-rest?

 Quote of the Week

 “People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.”     - Eric Hoffer

Fisherman Never Tell a Lie - By Dan Dauw

PaPa laid to Rest

   Pope Frances was certainly loved by many for his kindness and his protection of creation. He was a man of peace and a man of the poor.
I think it was said that about 600,000 individuals attended his funeral. The Mass held outside of St. Peters square was amazing to watch. I viewed the ceremonies from 2:30 to 4:10 a.m., but I fell asleep.  I thought the ABC network did an excellent job of covering the entire event.
In early May of 1963 a Navy buddy and I took leave to see Rome and the Vatican City. The pope then was John, XXIII, and we were able to see him give his blessing to a huge crowd. He passed away about a month later on June 3, 1963.
 It will be interesting to see who the Cardinals pick as a successor. Pope Frances was a good and honorable man. May he rest in peace!

 Nature’s Creations

  This plant nursery located at 21229 N. 500th Ave., Kewanee, IL, is one AWESOME place if you want a giant selection of flowering plants and vegetables for all your gardening needs.  We have been going there for a fair amount of years now.
Ryan Werkheiser, owner and grower of Nature’s Creations, along with family members, have an amazing business.  They are open for business Monday thru Friday, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Saturday/Sunday 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. For more info go to: naturescreations92@yahoo.com Lastly, they are hosting a Garden Party, May 3 & 4, 2025. 

  Fareway Cookout Fundraiser

  Last Friday Lorna and I volunteered to help out at the Geneseo Izaak Walton Club two-hour cookout outside the store.  There were about 10 volunteers. It is really nice that Fareway sponsors the two-hour cookout on Fridays for various non-profit organizations.
I was pleasantly surprised that so many individuals also donated money besides purchasing “hot-off-the-grill” brats, porkchops, etc. A big “Thank you” goes to Fareway and all you folks who helped make our fundraiser so successful.

 Donate Blood

 That is, unless you’re shy on the amount of iron in your blood. That happened to  me last Friday morning at ImpactLife Blood Center, Moline. It was only the second time I had to reschedule my appointment. The next time, before I leave home, I’ll eat a hammer, railroad spike and a tire angle. That should work!

 Fishing’s been Good

  Make sure ‘yer getting out to drown some worms. I’ve been using minnows and trout (red) worms. Bluegills, crappies and bass have been hungry. Last week I caught the biggest largemouth bass, ever!  After netting it, I let it go. I should have taken a photo of the big fish, but I didn’t so you’ll have to trust me. Fisherman never tell a lie.

 Humor

 My wife, Lorna, told me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Great, now I can’t read anything!

A guy tried selling me a coffin. It’s the last thing I need.

Lorna told me I needed to stop impersonating flamingos, I just had to put my foot down.

 Quotes

  “Politeness costs nothing and gains everything!”              

                                                               - Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

My Obese Parrot - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Steve Kasstorff’s New Book

  “Called Up From Henry County to the Majors” is the new book authored by Geneseo’s Steve Kastorff. He has authored 7 or more books. I just started the book, but so far, it’s very interesting.
I’m not a big baseball fan, but never-the-less it has lots of historical facts about local and national baseball. We have most of his books and they are always worth reading. The book sells for a reasonable $20.00. 

 Leave them Alone

   The Illinois DNR has issued their annual reminder to us all, this spring and on, mature wild animals may be having their young. Young birds, known as fledglings, often leave their nest before they can fly.
Whether birds, deer, skunks, rabbits, and so on, do not disturb the young wildlife.  If you see a young deer (fawn), it does not mean necessarily it has been abandoned. That can be said about other animals, as well.
It is also important to keep children and pets away. 

Get the Tips, Stop the Ticks

  With the nicer weather many of us will enjoy the outdoors.  If walking through the woods or tall grassy areas, make sure you’re protected from ticks.   
These nasty little creatures can spread bacteria, viruses and pathogens that causes human diseases. Before entering the jungle, consider using insect repellant and tuck your pantlegs inside your stockings. Self-examination for ticks after being outside is a good idea, too.
If you try to remove a tick, make sure you use a tweezer and gently remove the “entire” tick. You do not want to just get a part of it. If you become sick notify your doctor. 

Crappies

  One of the more tasty gamefish is the white or black crappie.  Three weeks ago I cleaned 23 of them and only one was without eggs. Last week I caught two.
Fishing buddies, Gary Dahlquist and Tom Simpson, did better with 22 bass (released) caught by Tom and 7 crappies by Gary.  My point is, I wonder if they (crappies) are shutting down because of the spawn?
Ha-Ha! I have to find some excuse with just two fish!    

Henry County Historical Museum

  Located on the corner of Knox and Park St., Bishop Hill, IL.  It is open starting May 1 through October 31, 2025. Open daily 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. It was a school at one time and it all located all on one floor. They are celebrating their 41st year as the historical museum of Henry County.

 Bishop Hill Quilt Show

   I never realized until not long ago what a big attraction there is in the world of quilts. On May 17-19, 2025, the Colony School in Bishop Hill, IL, will host quilts that are antique, miniature, patchwork, applique or something else.
Admission is $5.00.  They will be open on Friday and Saturday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and on Sunday, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. The Colony School is located at W. Main St.

 Humor

I told Lorna she needs to embrace her mistakes. So, she gave me a hug.

Last night my obese parrot died. It was a huge weight off my shoulders.

When you wear a belt of $100 bills, it’s just a “waist” of money.

Whoever stole the copy of my Microsoft office, I will find you. You have my word. 

Quote of the Week

   “In life beauty perishes, but not in art.”  - Leonardo da Vinci

That’s Why We Have Remotes - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Dean Yoder

Great to see Dean back after a scary ‘bout with a stroke. Thanks to the good Lord, Dean is almost back to normal.  He lost some weight, and while that wasn’t the best way to lose some pounds, he’s in good shape now. 
He told us he will continue with Strawberry Flats. That’s good news. While it was a rough road, God was in no hurry to have Dean show up there. Ha-Ha! Wait! What’s the alternative if not “up there?”  In all seriousness, it’s nice to see this Dean back in the groove!  

 Daylight Savings Time

Personally, I wish our law makers in Washinton would do away with the ridiculous changing of the times.  I took a survey on how many clocks at our house need their hands moved backward or forward twice a year. Living room, 2. Kitchen, 1. Bedroom (1), 2. Bedroom (2), 2. Bedroom/Computer room, 1.  Bathroom (1), 1. Bathrooms (2 & 3), 0. Downstairs, 2. Wrist watches, 2.  Outside deck, 1. SUVs, 2.
So, if I do the math, we have to change 16 timepieces.  Some are easier to change the time, while others, not so much. One of the two in our living room is a real pain to change. I think it’s “time” for a change!

Time for a Move

Each year we keep saying, “It’s time we downsize.”  While we love to work outside, it gets tougher every year. Whether it’s outside or inside, steps are a challenge.  Both Lorna and I have our health issues and ordinary tasks are not so easy anymore.
In my mind I can do projects, but in reality, who am I kidding?  We have a next door neighbor, Jim Putnam, who has been a real God send with both inside and outside work for us.
We’ve hired CurbAppeal in Carbon Cliff to do some major outside work. They do a good job. Anyway, I guess we’ll give it one more shot this year. Yeah, where have I heard that before?! I suppose the old saying, “God will’n and the Crick don’t rise,” fits for us! 

 Income Tax

We got wacked good by the IRS Feds this year. As for our state tax we get a couple hundred back. We always get money back from the state.  We took a hit, like most everyone else, with the Stock Market. I never worry too much as its always a roller coaster ride with the market.

 PBS

We really like so many great programming offered by the Public Broadcasting System. There’s Nature, NOVA, Market to Market, and mysteries like Father Brown, Death in Paradise, Midsomer Murders, Antiques Roadshow, American Experience and the list goes on.
I am disappointed by the PBS News Hour. It used to news. In my opinion, they have moved way left, so I nix watching their bias reporting. Ha! That’s why we have remotes, right?

Bumper Stickers for Seniors

1)   I brake for leg cramps. If you can read this, thank your bifocals.

2)   This car is a collectible - - - It collects dirt in the carburetor, nails in the tires, and dents in the fender.

Quote of the Week

  “Common sense is not so common.”      - Voltaire

Do Ducks Eat Worms? - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Flew the Coup

  I’m trying to figure out just why the disappearance of birds at our feeders. Is it because they can find food more easily now with no snow and the advent of spring?  Could it be the birds have found their mates and are busy building nests, or the bird virus it taking its toll on our local bird population? 
I miss asking Glen Anderson (now deceased) on questions concerning our feathered friends. He was the expert. 
This morning, as I type this, a northern flicker paid us a visit. I had not seen one since one time during the winter. The U.S. Agriculture Dept. has said that more than 12,000 individual birds recently tested positive with the virus.  That number of dead birds is not in those numbers as dead birds were not in the count. Northern cardinals and other kinds of birds like to visit bird feeders, but they can become infected and die. Bald eagles can become infected by eating infected dead animals.
Ducks, like mallards, can shed the virus in their feces or saliva which infects other birds or mammals. So far, the experts say that feeders are somewhat safe, but should be cleaned regularly.  The risk of the bird flu virus spreading to people from bird feeders is very low.

 Quiz

  Let’s see how smart of angler you are?

1)     What is the easiest way to wade across a river?
2)     Which is faster, a boat traveling at 10 knots or one
travelling at 11 mph?
3)     Which common fish is sometimes called a bowfin or flake?
4)     What is a calm part of water on a river called?
5)     What is ‘Tenk fishing?

Answers below.

 Yeah, right!

 The 10 most popular sports in the world are? 1) Football (soccer),
2) Cricket, 3) Hockey, 4) Tennis, 5) Volleyball, 6) Table Tennis, 7) Basketball,8) Rugby, 9) Boxing, and 10) Horse Racing & Equestrian. So, ‘yer going totell me more people participate in Rugby, Boxing or Table Tennis than Fishing?       

Ikes Fish Fry

  Make sure you circle April 12th on ‘your family calendar or iphone. That is the date of the Geneseo Izaak Walton League “Spring Fish Fry.”
If you like walleye, sauger, bluegill, crappie and catfish, you’d better show up for quite a feast. Fish and all the trimmings will be served in the Ike’s Lodge, Ikes Park, 1 mile north of Geneseo, off Rt. 82.
The event starts at 6 p.m. for all members and guests.  Bring a dish or two to share. It’s all free and believe me, it is “sooooo” good!

Tom Simpson, Colona, caught these nice crappies last week at a private lake.  He also caught some big bass, but let them go.  

 Got a Double

  I haven’t caught a “double” in a long time. Ha! I have a hard time catching a “single” let alone two. A “double” is when you’re fishing with two hooks on the end of your line. It happened last week when I caught two nice crappies on the same line.

 When I wasn’t Old

   This happened a long time ago and I probably shouldn’t bring it up, but maybe it will save some other “guy” an embarrassment. I had a small duck that a friend gave me. I decided to take a bath and I thought Mr. Duck would enjoy the bathtub, too!  Well, I’m not quite sure how to say this, but I don’t know if it was hungry or mad, but it bit me and it held on for a few seconds. Moral of the story is, guys, “do not take a bath with a duck!”

Oh, and yes, ducks have teeth, or at least that duck did.

 Quiz Answers

1)Go downstream. 2) 10 knots (11.51 mph). 3) Dogfish. 4) An Eddy.
5)A form of Japanese fly fishing.

Humor

What do you call a fish with no eye? Ans: “A Fsh.”

Why do oceans never go out of style? Ans: “Because they’re always current.”

True….Make sure to get enough sleep when traveling through Ecuador. Yawning in public is considered tacky.

Quiz

  “A government big enough to give you everything you want. But strong enough to take everything you have.”                                         - Thomas Jefferson

Just 5 Paragraphs - By Dan Dauw

Before you Check Out

  I realize most of us don’t really want to talk about our ending, but it would be one less problem for your spouse and children in dealing with the obituary. 
I had an uncle that wrote out his OB and I thought that might be a helpful task to do before I go to the great beyond. I tried to keep it short with just 5 paragraphs. I have heard that it is expensive to have one’s obituary in the local newspaper.  Instead, maybe I could just mail my OB to all my friends. Five or six should do it.   

 It’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s?

   I sent the following “happening” to some friends who know I’m not completely “off center.” Last Saturday, in the afternoon, I sat outside on our upper deck watching the birds at our feeders.  The sky was cloudless with calm winds.
I happened to look up in the sky and saw a mature bald eagle.  That’s not real unusual as we’ve seen eagles before in our area.  However, this time was different.
All of a sudden, a very bright object and about 1/3rd the size of an eagle, appeared out of nowhere and seemed to go after the eagle.  Well, Mr. Eagle took after the “thing” and grabbed it in mid-air. In a second or two it released the thing.
Then it just vanished. Then entered another eagle that came on the scene and no, we are not talking about turkey vultures. With their white heads and tails, they were mature, for sure! What I cannot understand how this “thing” could vanish.
Was it a drone? I have never seen a drone in flight.  Still, how could it disappear, off and on?  I did not hear the thing make any noise, but then I didn’t have my hearing aids in either.
When the eagle grabbed the thing wouldn’t that harm the drone, or even the bird?  I guess I will never know what I witnessed on that Saturday afternoon, but one thing is for sure, it was mighty weird.

When I Wasn’t Old

  I remember, when in grade school, that we shot free throws underhanded. That was the norm. I don’t remember seeing that in high school. When I was a kid I remember flying kites. We flew them just west of Stephan’s Park. No cell phones or electronic devices. Outdoors was the name of the game!
Any of you remember the Royal American Shows? It was held in
Davenport along the river. A train brought all the tents, and other circus gear. We went to the RAS every time it was in town. It was lots of fun.
I loved reading comic books. I remember we had milk delivered to our house in Moline from Baker’s Dairy. The milkman put the milk in an insulated box on our porch.
One time we heard on WHBF radio that there was a car in the Rock River. We were not far from the bridge going into Milan so a buddy and I went to the accident. I won’t say the name of the lady who was in the car. When the wrecker pulled the car out of the water, she fell through the broken windshield. I won’t go through the details, but I remember it to this day. Not a pretty sight. 

Basketball

  There sure has been a lot of good men and women basketball games these past several weeks.  I wish Iowa State men and women teams could have gone a bit further.  Their men’s team played horrible their last game.  Nothing seemed to work in their favor.
My favorite, Notre Dame women’s team, was great to watch. My all-time favorite is Hannah Hidalgo. They are really going to miss seniors, Sonia Citron and Maddy Westbeld.  I think freshman, Kate Koval, needs to improve. Coach Niele Ivey is an awesome coach. I have to laugh as sometimes she dresses like she is going to some ball. That’s just fine, she’s a pretty lady. “Go, Irish!”

 Humor

  Of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, only two have survived the test of time. The Great Pyramid of Giza and Dale Collis of Galva.

What is a soda machine’s favorite dance? Ans: The can-can! 

Why did the cabinet go to the psychiatrist? Ans: It kept talking to its shelf.

Quote of the Week

   “You will be better advised to watch what you do instead of what you say”      - John N. Mitchell

The Moon is Like My Dentures - By Dan Dauw

Illinois Spring Trout Season

  It opens on Saturday, April 5, 2025, at 5 a.m. (Hennepin Canal Parkway opens at 6 a.m.) While the ‘Parkway at Sheffield and Moline’s Prospect Lagoon are closer to drive, we like the Centennial Park Pond in Rock Falls, IL. It’s not quite as crowed and the ground is more level. 
Make sure besides your fishing license that you have also purchased the $6.00 trout stamp. You are allowed a limit of 5 trout.  You can purchase an Illinois fishing license and trout stamp at E-Z ‘Livin Sports Center, 231 – 1st Ave West, Milan, IL.    

 Illinois Outdoor News

   This is an interesting outdoor newspaper that contains a lot of hunting, trapping and fishing information about our great state of Illinois. In the recent March 7th issue there was an article by editor, Ralph Loos, on raising the cost of Illinois fishing licenses. 
For some years now, I’ve wondered about that very thing?  The IL-DNR does a pretty good job considering all the various aspects of what that department is responsible for. Maybe it’s not that easy to increase the license fee, but I would think raising the fee by a buck or two is hardly catastrophic.

 More Deer

  So far this year we’ve seen an increase in deer in our backyard and woods. One day our neighbors had 5 in their yard and two in ours.
We had a large doe a few days ago and lots of deer tracks. I set-up a trail camera at night and besides a deer it showed all kinds of creatures. One animal we don’t see much of anymore are rabbits.  Maybe coyotes and/or red-tailed hawks are responsible.
I miss deer hunting, but my health and age works against me. However, I am “not” giving up on fishing. Only until I’m 6 feet under the grass shall I not cast my twister tail.

 Basketball

Geeez, I think I’ve spent more time in front of the TV watching men and women’s college basketball.
We’re fans of Iowa State, Illinois and Illinois State. We have a grandson who attends Unv. of Nebraska so “Go, Big Red!”  The Notre Dame women’s team was really great to watch, but they kind of fell apart towards the end of the season.  They should win their first round in the NCAA tournament. I’m glad we have a good selection of favorites in the tournament.     

Brights Off or On

   With today’s modern vehicle headlights, night driving can be a challenge when approaching on-coming vehicles in the other lane. It seems to me some headlights have a yellow tint to them while others are brightly clear. 
It almost looks like headlights have become more brighter even though the brights are not on.  I know sometimes I don’t have my brights on, but the other vehicle thinks I do.  I’m wondering if car manufactures should tone down their headlights a tad. 

Humor

 After landing on the moon is it true that our astronauts found Alice Kramden?

The moon is like my dentures. Both come out at night.

John Adams once said, “One useless man is a shame, two are politicians and three or more are a congress.”

Which underwear brand do seniors love best? It Depends.

“If you don’t read my column, you are uninformed. If you do read my column, you are misinformed.”

 Quotes

   “Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live.”

-  Vittorio Alfien

Just Punt! - By Dan Dauw

Running Deer in Olympics

  I came across an interesting article about an Olympic sport back in 1908 and 1920. It is about the “sport?” of shooting running deer.
The story is actually about Oscar Swahn, a Swedish shooter at age 60, who participated in the London Olympics in 1908. He won two gold medals and a bronze. Then in 1920, at age 72, he won a silver medal in the double-shot running deer competition.
He still is the oldest gold medalist in the Olympics.  Let’s hope the “deer” was a paper target or stuffed deer and not a live one!

 Mild Winter

  Well, okay, winter is not quite finished with us yet, but March 20th is not far away.  I think our nice neighbor used his snow-blower and leaf-blower three times on our driveway.  It seemed the heavy snow storms went either north or south of us. Whatever, thanks Mother Nature for a mild and fast winter. 

That Midwest Mom

  You will find her on Facebook and she is hilarious.  She gives cooking lessons, but pokes fun at what ingredients might work or just “punt!” 
She is a Minnesota gal and sometimes brings on her funny accent. Like, “Yeah, sure; yeah  betcha!”
One time she sang a song and “wow,” talk about a beautiful operatic voice! She is the real deal. Check her out!

 April Hummers

  The little hummingbirds might just make it up to our neck-of-woods by next month. Make sure to clean your feeder both inside and outside every so often. 
Yellow bee guards are nice to have on the feeder. Although sometimes even those can be overwhelmed by so many bees.

Birds on the Decline

 According to scientists, 2.9 billion birds are gone since 1970. Birds, except waterfowl, have been on a steady decline.  Loss of habitat is one of the problems.
We feed birds throughout the year, but I can’t say either way that there are more or less birds. Baltimore Orioles don’t stick around very long, but our neighbors have better luck. Grape jelly and oranges are what they like, but it’s rare when we see one at our “BO” feeder.
We did have a new winter visitor at our feeder. It was a northern flicker. Beautiful bird.  He and two red-breasted woodpeckers trade off their time chowing down on the suet cakes.

 Lookout WW2 Japanese Dogs

  Towards the end of WW2 the population of the Japanese species of dog, Akitas, had become almost extinction with only 16 dogs left.
In 1944, Japanese people were killing their Akitas and selling the pelts to Japanese soldiers for warmth plus also as a food source.

 Humor

 I have a great dog. She is half Labrador, half pit bull. It’s a good combination. Yes, she might bite your leg off, but she will bring it back to you.

Quote

  “The nearest approach to immortality on earth is a government bureau.”

James F. Bymes   

Next Day Service - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Ice Fish’n

   I put away the hard water fishing gear until next winter.  Too dangerous from here on. We only got out on the ice four or five times.  Lorna and I fished the main lake at Giant Goose, east of Atkinson. Twice we had some success with bluegills.

Fishing License Due

   Your 2024 Illinois fishing license expires March 31, 2025. If you enjoy trout fishing your Inland Trout Stamp also needs to be renewed. 
You can purchase your license, live bait, and fishing gear at E-Z Livin’ Sports Center, 231 1st Ave, Milan, IL.  Their phone number is: (309) 787-2244.  They open Mondays – Fridays at 7 a.m. – 9 p.m. On Saturdays 6 a.m.  – 9 p.m., Sundays 6 a.m. – 8 p.m 

Geneseo Izaak Walton League

  The next members and guests meeting will be held on Monday, March 10, 2025, at 7 p.m. in the Ikes Lodge, 1 mile north on Route 82.  The guest speaker will be Steve Kastorff, retired teacher, author and historian. His program is entitled, “Geneseo Fish Hatchery.” Refreshments served. 

 Tattoos

  For hundreds of years, many sailors have held the cultural tradition of tattooing themselves.  I never got into it myself, but I had some Navy buddies that had tattoos.
The funniest one I ever saw was a buddy who had two anchors (called screws) tattooed on his butt. I had another friend who had his girlfriend’s picture on his right arm.  What we thought funny is she broke up with him. He went through a painful time getting it erased. 
Here are a few listed images used as tattoos by Navy sailors and their meaning. 1) Octopus (means Navy diver), 2) Rose (a lover left at home), 3) Polar Bear (sailed the Arctic Circle), 4) Shellback Turtle (Crossed the equator), 5) Rope (Deckhand and done on left wrist).

When I wasn’t Old

I was about 19 of age or there abouts when a friend of my dad’s stopped at our house. The man was a former German soldier in WW2.  On a wall we had a WW2 German rifle.  I remember he took the rifle off the wall and said, “Ah, you have a Mauser rifle. I had one of these. It served me well.”  I wished I’d asked him more about his time as an enemy soldier. Maybe better I didn’t!
2) Whenever I needed new shoes my mother would take me to a shoe place. I would then step up on a big wooden box and have my feet x-rayed. It showed the bones in my feet. Years later it was found that medically, it was not a good idea.
3)  One time, as a kid, I found a clip that held some cartridges. I went to my dad’s work bench and hit the clip with a hammer. “BANG!” Boy, was I lucky as the cartridges were blanks. It was stupid and I got in trouble on that one.
4) When I was young in the 1950s I went to the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds in Davenport with a friend and his dad. I remember seeing one of the Mer-Benz cars belonging to Adolf Hitler. It was long, black and instead of just two wheels in the rear, it had 4.  Funny how some things just stick in ‘yer mind! 
5) Remember when clothes needed to be dried out on clothes lines? My mom had an umbrella type contraption that turned in the ground. She put clothes pins in the garments to dry.  I wonder what she did in the winter time?

USPS

   It’s getting harder and harder to stick-up for my old Altemeyer. I sure hear lots of complaints.  Personally, we get good service from our letter carrier, Jan, but forget about “next day service” to and from zip codes 527, 528 and 612..! 
I get diabetes medication through the mail and that sometimes can be a problem. Otherwise, being retired, I can wait on most things.  I did see on TV that President Trump said he wants to take a look at the USPS for possible changes.  There certainly is room at the “Peach Palace” (Headquarters) for improvements. 
I have two of my former bosses who receive this column and I’m sure they would agree. Changes are needed.  Stay tuned!!!

Humorous and True

1)    In Italy, you eat spaghetti with a fork only. Using a spoon is considered uncouth.

2)     It is considered improper and impolite to use silverware to eat chicken in Turkey. What about when eating turkey??? 

3)     Keep your right elbow off the table when eating in Chilie.  Maybe it’s okay if you have a bowl of chili. 

Quote of the Week

 “We the people come first, not the government.”    -  John F. Kennedy

Teabags In Your Shoes - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Warren Hadley

He passed away on February 14, 2025. We knew Warren from when he was on the Geneseo school board. He was a very bright person and had a good sense of humor. He sure did a lot of good things in his lifetime. God bless his soul.

Outdoor Critters

Last week I pulled out of the Rock Island hospital’s parking lot only to have one big buck decides to slowly walk in front of my car. With lots of woods south of the hospital and not far from the Black Hawk State Park it is no wonder deer enjoy that area.
Ah, but I was not done seeing some wildlife. I got on JD Expressway heading east when to my right, in a bare cornfield, I saw at least a dozen or more wild turkeys.
Two weeks ago we had a red fox in our backyard and in that same time frame, we saw 7 deer, 5 in our neighbor’s yard and 2 in our backyard.

Feed the Birds

Farm & Fleet has got to love us. The other day I got $93.00 worth of different kinds of birdseed and suet cakes. That should last us until late March, early April.
Many times I just like sitting by the window and watch all the various species of birds. I especially like the red-bellied woodpeckers, hairy woodpeckers, northern flicker (just one) and 3 families of cardinals.
My favorite is the red-headed woodpecker, but I have only seen it once this winter. Of course, we get lots of different small birds, too.

Hold on Donald

I’m happy with just about everything Trump has done so far in his short time as president. However, I wouldn’t give one inch to Russia’s Putin when it comes to meeting with President Zelenskyy of the Ukraine.
If there are going to be any kind of negotiations, Zelenskyy should be involved. President Trump is correct having said that if there was a truce, thousands or millions of people would be saved. There is no simple answer, but it seems to me that Putin has far more reaching goals when it comes to other border countries.
Update: that press conference with Vance, Trump and Zelenskyy on Friday, February 28, 2025, went down in flames. Unfortunately, the only winner was Russia.

Just a Pint
Just a reminder, but if you can spare a pint of your blood it sure would help save a life. You could make an appointment at the Red Cross in Geneseo, or Impactlife in Moline. Your donation is most welcome.

Notre Dame Women’s Basketball

Ugh! They are in a downward tail spin. They were in first place until they met up with NC State and Florida State. Their last regular season game is at home against Louisville (double ugh).

Humor

1) If you put dry teabags in your shoes they will absorb the odor. Your shoes will smell good, but the tea tastes so bad it’s almost not worth it.

2) When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, I realize that they didn’t care either!

3) The bad news is, I accidentally took the wrong medication today. The good news is, I’m now protected from heartworms and fleas for the next three months.

Quote of the Week

“There is no sin punished more implacably by man than the sin of resistance to change.” - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The Birdman of Henry County - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

With Sadness

We received a phone call from Janet Anderson on Wednesday, February 12, 2025, that her husband, Glen, had passed. That was a phone call that Lorna and I were sorry to have received.
Glen did so many good things while his 90 plus years on this earth. He was a former board member of the Geneseo Izaak Walton League and was recognized for his work with the league. I know he was also a volunteer for the Geneseo High School football program and the Hammond-Henry hospital.
He was a strong advocate on conservation of our lands and waters. He gave many lectures to various groups on the importance of saving our native prairies and woodlands.
Glen was an expert concerning birds and built bluebird houses that were placed along the canal at the Ikes Park. I always called him, “The Birdman of Henry County.” He made sure to feed birds year round on his acreages. Our sympathies go out to Janet and family. God bless his soul.

Ironically

I was going to call Glen because we had a pair of cedar wax wings and one northern flicker at our bird feeders. I always let him know when we havean unusual bird to be seen. He had such a great amount of knowledge concerning our feathered friends.

No More Citations Given

Tony and Laura Petreikis, Illinois City, IL., both retired Conservation Police Officers, recently hopped on their snowmobile, but for joy riding, not looking for individuals who might warrant a citation.
In the photo it almost looked like two creatures from outer space. Even without all his garb, Tony is still scary looking!

Tony Petreikis caught these bluegills in a local pond.  Ha-Ha! At least that's what he said.  

David Wyffels, Fish Biologist

He was the guest speaker at the February 10th meeting of the Geneseo Izaak Walton League. He covers several counties including Henry County.
His office is located in Sheffield and he works for the Illinois DNR. He checks water and fish conditions. He has a boat that is rigged up with shocking devices that can give him information on fish species counts.
The shocking does not harm the fish, but it provides enough time to analyze the health of fish and if stocking is needed. He answered a lot of questions and did an excellent job.
Next month, on March 10th, Steve Kastorff, retired teacher, author and lecturer, will provide a program on the Geneseo Fish Hatchery at 7 p.m. in the Ikes Lodge.

Pam Edwards & the Geneseo H.S. Choir

They presented a really nice Valentine Love Concert for the Geneseo Kiwanis “Guest Night” on February 11th. The boys ‘n girls choirs sang some songs after which they passed out music sheets so everyone could sing along.
The song selections were: You are My Sunshine, Let Me Call You Sweetheart, and Love Me Tender. Director Pam certainly picked the right songs for the older audience.
Great job, Pam Edwards and the Geneseo High School Choir. It made for a nice evening!

Poem for Glen Anderson

It was but a few days ago,
a trip to Heaven, he did go;

Over 90 plus years he spent on this sphere,
He taught many students from far and near;

Glen volunteered to help, whatever the day,
He would always refuse, any type of pay;

He fed the birds and watched them eat,
Looking out their window, it was all very neat!

So, in ending, peace be with his kind soul above,
On his shoulder may ride a white mourning dove.

Quote of the Week

“Goodness is a special kind of truth and beauty. It is truth and beauty in human behavior.”
- Harry Allen Overstreet

Your Grade of Intelligence - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Happy Valentine’s Day

Many folks know that Valentine’s Day is named after St. Valentine. The problem is, there were two St. Valentines. Nobody knows for sure if the holiday originated with St. Valentine in Rome, or the other one in Terni, Italy?
In the 1300s, Valentine’s Day officially became a holiday associated with love. It was believed that February 14 was the start of birds’ mating season. Birds and romance had a connection.
Lorna and I became engaged on Valentine’s Day in her classroom at the junior high school in Barstow, IL. On that special day we always celebrate at The Cellar.

Like Father Like Son

Dennie Howell recently got a nice buck with his bow ‘n arrow. Not to be outdone, his dad, Mitch Howell, Colona, got a deer with his shotgun during this past shotgun season. Mitch got his deer on an island on the Mississippi River. Looks like there will be plenty of venison dinners as the winter goes on.

A Matter of Taste

Okay, bats see with their ears, snakes smell with their tongue and butterflies’ taste through their feet. The female monarch butterfly can taste if a plant is okay for her larvae to eat.
However, the process is not perfect as sometimes she can be tricked into laying her eggs on an invasive plant species causing the larvae to die within a few days.

Yay, Pancakes and the Trimmings

Just a second reminder that the Geneseo Boy Scout Troop 100 will host their “Annual Boy Scout Pancake Breakfast” on Sunday, February 16, 2025, from 7:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. at the Geneseo Moose Lodge. It’s only 7 bucks per adult and kids age 5 & under, free! C-U there!!

Geneseo Museum History Restarts

This was good news. Steve Kastorff, retired teacher, author and lecturer, told me that the Geneseo Historical Museum will be host to various monthly history talks at the museum.
Angie Snook started the programs some years ago and the talks were based more on the Civil War. As time went on, the one hour lectures covered both local and world history events. Besides Angie, she brought in other local speakers to present history related programs.
I’m not sure when the new programs are going to start, but I’m sure the new curator will get the word out. While Angie is retired from her years as the museum’s curator, I’m sure she will continue on the lecture circuit. She is an amazing lady.

Rock Falls Firearm Frenzy

This 50 new gun raffle is presented by Ducks Unlimited & Rock Falls, IL. It will be held at the McCormick Event Center, 205 E. 3rd St., Rock Falls, IL. The event will be on Saturday, February 22, 2025, with doors open at 11:00 a.m.
Each $25.00 ticket includes a chance on the 50 gun raffle, food, beverages and a chance on $3500 cash door prizes. If any questions contact Rodney Schlafer @ events@ducks.org.

Ice Fishing Report

Last Tuesday morning Lorna and I tried our luck on the hard water. We fished the main lake at Giant Goose, Atkinson. There was about 9” of good ice.
We fished for about 2 hours and brought home 13 bluegills. We got some small “dinks” and let them go. Jigs and waxies are what the ‘gills wanted for breakfast.

Bait for Fishing

As most of you anglers know, Carbon Cliff Bait & Tackle is no longer in business. Living in Colona, it was just a “hop, skip ‘n a jump” for me to purchase bait, especially minnows, worms, waxies, etc. I was spoiled!
In Geneseo, you used to be able to get waxies and worms at Farm & Fleet. However, I have not seen their small refrigerator that contained waxies and worms for sale. So, long story short, that leaves two locations in which to get both bait and tackle. That is Porter’s Village Gas Station on Rt. 84 west, Hampton, IL., or E-Z Livin’ Sports Center, 231 1st Ave W., Milan, IL.
Porter’s is about 15 minutes closer to our home than E-Z Livin.’ E-Z Livin’ is a half-hour run from home, but they have a larger array of fishing equipment. The phone # for E-Z Livin’ is (309) 787-2244. The phone # for Porters is (309) 755-3862.

Geneseo DU Gun Bingo

“Bingo!” This event should be fun. The Geneseo Ducks Unlimited are hosting a “Gun Bingo” on Sunday, March 9, 2025. It will be held at The Black Ridge, 123 N. Prospect St., Cambridge, IL.
There will be guns, bingo, games, raffles, fun and auctions. Geeez, can they offer anything more? I think not!!!
The cost is $80 per person and while you might think that’s a bit steep, it includes entry, food, DU membership, 8 games of Bingo prize for each game is a gun or $400 bucks in cash. Food and soda will be provided – BYOB.
All this is limited to 100 individuals. Must be age 18 to play bingo. Doors will open at 11 a.m., Lunch at 11:30 a.m. Bingo at 1 p.m. Too bad they couldn’t add a dunking tank with Dale “Double Barrel” Doubler as the person falling in the tank. I mean, he’s all wet anyway!!!! If you need more information go to: www.geneseodu.org

Indian Navy Cadets Parade Dance

Okay U.S. Navy Vets and everyone else. I want you to go to your computer and type in “The Hornpipe Dance by Sea Cadets/Indian Navy Dance 2024.” Make sure you. click on the “2024” version. One can interpret the dance to tasks by sailors aboard ship. Very cool.

Rude & Tacky

The next time ‘yer in Quebec, keep your hands where they can be seen. Talking with your hands in your pockets is considered rude. If you want to be tacky, yawn in public when in Ecuador.
Lastly, do not relate to your friends that you read, “Dan D Outdoors.” Your grade of intelligence will be considered low.

Quote of the Week

“All men think all men mortal, but themselves!”

• Edward Young