I Don’t Trust Stairs - By Dan Dauw

Ag Days

  A great weekend, Sept 27 & 28, that was held in Bishop Hill, IL. The weather was nice and the folks really turned out in numbers. Lorna and I were host at the Henry County Historical Museum.
There were 98 visitors who visited the museum. On Saturday, Elder White Winnebago, Native American, gave a presentation entitled, “Ho-Chunk Native Americans an Illinois Indigenous Tribe.
  The museum’s meeting room was packed with folks from all over the county and beyond. On Saturday and Sunday I gave a presentation in the Military Room on the “U.S. Navy and Aircraft Carriers.” I was really happy at the number of people in attendance. Of all the individuals I talked with, a lad about age 10 was amazing with his knowledge and questions about military ships and aircraft.
Let’s hope the merchants did well during the two day “Ag Day” celebration.  A big “Thank You” goes to all the volunteers who made the event so much fun.

Downtown Abbey – The Grand Finale

  We recently attended this movie at the Davenport theater. We had to see it on big screen. Lorna, her sister, Elneta, and myself are big DA fans. We were not disappointed.
We kind of shed a tear at the end.  If you’re a DA fan, make sure to see it.  Also, do you remember Tom, the chauffeur? About a year ago I e-mailed saying what an excellent actor he was. He sent me a reply thanking me for my kind words. The writer, Julian Fellowes, had to be a genius as the DA series was outstanding.   

 Poison Ivy in the Fall

   This fall, poison ivy will show some beautiful leaves in colors from yellow to shades of orange, red and sometimes, purple.
Obviously, just look, don’t touch!  They can be in shrubs or vines. Birds can be drawn to the colored plants to feed on poison ivy seeds.
Poison ivy, oak, and sumac plants are toxic all year. This time of the year some folks burn leaves. Be aware that the poison plants should not be mixed in with the leaves. The burned particles are both allergenic and irritant. If you do come in contact with the poison plants, wash with regular soap & water within 15 minutes. 

 Reminder @ Richmond Hill Barn

  “The Woman in Black” mystery play will be held on October 2-5 and 9-12, 2025. Admission is only $12.00 per person. The play is not recommended for children under age 12. Phone 309-944-2244 or go to: rhplayers.com for more information.  

Cats are Hungry

   The channel catfish are hungry. Gary Dahlquist, Tom Simpson and myself ventured on old man river last week.  We caught 22 channel cats. Most were in the eaters, 1-2 pound range. 
Now is the time to seek ‘em out before all the dead vegetation comes down river. It piles quickly on your line making it difficult to feel the bite. 

 Humor

  I don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something.
  I have a fear of elevators, I’m taking steps to avoid it.

 Quote

  “Never strike sail to a fear! Come into port greatly, or sail with God the seas.”    -  Ralph Waldo Emerson 

I’ll Remember It - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Wild Game Dinner

   The Boy Scout Troop 131 will host their annual “Wild Game Dinner” on Saturday, November 1, 2025. The hours are 4:30 – 7:00 p.m. at the Geneseo Moose Lodge. A donation of $12.00 ages 13 and older is requested with ages 4-12, $6.00 and ages 3 and under, free. 
They will be serving Buffalo, Pheasant, Duck, Venison, Salmon, Turkey, Chicken and all the “fixins.” There will also be a Silent Auction.  So, mark it on your calendar because this event is really nice and the food is so good.

 Native American Presentation

  There will be a very interesting presentation by Chief White Winnebago on “Ho-Chunk Native Americans, an Illinois Indigenous Tribe.” It will be held on Saturday, Sept 27, 2025, from 1 to 2:30 p.m.at the Henry County Historical Museum, Bishop Hill, IL.

 Navy/Aircraft Carrier Presentation

   I think you will also find this presentation interesting, as well.  I will be giving the 1 hour program from 10 to 11 a.m. on Sunday, Sept 28, 2025. It will be held in the Military Room at the Henry County Historical Museum.

 The Woman in Black

   This play at the Richmond Hill Barn sounds like a good mystery for sure.  It will be held on October 2-5 and 9-12, 2025.  Admission is $12 per person. The play is not recommended for children under age 12. For more info go to: rhplayers.com or phone: 309-944-2244. 

Humers

  All this summer we had 4 hummingbirds at our feeder. Of course, they spent more time chasing each other away from the feeder then sitting down for a drink. In the past few days, I’ve only seen one, a female. I think the others have started their track south. Just as well as the bees have pretty much taken over the feeder.

 Flowers

   Kind of sad to see the flowers starting to fade away. Not yet, but soon we will be bringing inside some perennials for the winter. It is nice to see the beauty of the golden-yellow soybean fields especially when the evening sun sinks in the west. Even with a good neighbor’s help, yard work and trying to keep up with the weeding, gardening and so on, it’s been really tough for us.    

Humor

   For we seniors: 1) Talk to yourself. There are times when you need expert advice. 2) “In style” are the clothes that still fit. 3) You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you. 4) Your people skills are fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work. 5) The biggest lie you tell yourself is: “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.” 

Quote

   “He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat!” - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whitewalls - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

When I wasn’t old

  1) Remember when soft drinks were called “soda pop?”
  2) What happened to “Royal Crown,” “Cream Soda” and “Squirt?”
  3) Trash cans were metal and no wheels.
  4)  Houses were built with a single garage and no garage door opener?
  5)  I-80’s speed limit was 65.
  6)  Police carried revolvers, not semi-automatics.
  7)  The Royal American Show came to Davenport every year via train.
  8)  Every kid wanted a Lionel or American Flyer RR train.
  9)  Records were 45, 33 1/3, and 78.
  10) T-shirts were plain white, no logos, statements or political words.
11) Most Christians went to church on Sundays.
12)  Whitewalls were on most car tires. 

No Degree

  The recent assignation of Charlie Kirk had some news reporters mentioning he had no college degree. And the point is? Seems to me the young fella accomplished quite a bit without a college degree. Sadly, his time on Earth was cut short by a devil.  

Khadga

  There was an interesting article in the Iowa Farmer Today publication on a family business called “Heritage Bison Ranches.” 
They have herds based in northwest Iowa and near Sisseton, SD.  The bison are 100% free of antibiotics and growth hormones. The bison roam on prairie grasslands and are also fed corn. The closest place to purchase bison meat is CSI Manufacturing, Cambridge, IL.  It is excellent, lean meat. However, it is more expensive than beef.

The Role Ag plays on the Road

  Last week I wrote about the need to drive carefully on the roadways especially during harvest time. From gravel roads to highways, our highway systems play an important role for agriculture. 
Besides, roads and bridges, railroads and waterways help support agriculture. Again, drive carefully when farm machinery meets the road.  

‘Da Bears

   After watching the Bears vs. the Lions game, I do believe it is going to be a l-o-n-g season. Grant you, Detroit is a good football team, but a 31 point lost difference was hard to swallow. The Cowboys come to Soldier Field next Sunday, Sept 21. “Yipee, Coyote!”  

Fishing Report

   I’ve gone fishing twice lately, but not with much luck.  There are anglers I’ve talked with that are doing good, especially channel cats.
Another fella was telling me he caught a muskie and some smallmouth bass in the Green River. The “smallies” like that shallow river and the fish adjust to it.
For me, I’m going to wait for cooler temps and maybe a slight breeze would be nice, too! 

 Humor

  What did the pickle with a big ego say? Ans: “I’m kind of a big dill.”
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
I opened-up a new restaurant called, Peace and Quiet. Kids meals start at $150.00. 

Quote

  “All persons by nature desire to know.” - Aristotle

More Rabbits for Hunters and Coyotes? - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

I-80 Café

  Formally the Brunch House, Colona, IL, the new owners remodeled the restaurant and they opened for business on Friday, Sept 5, 2025.
We went there on opening day around 11 a.m. and by noon it was packed. The new owners also own the Sun Rise Café in downtown Geneseo, by the post office. 
I’m glad servers, Shirley and Jessy, were retained. I have to tell you something funny. When we sat down Lorna and I were impressed in the changes made such as new flooring, tables, lighting, etc.
There was a young lady and her baby at the table next to ours. She overheard me with my compliments and she said to me, “Thank you for the compliments!” I laughed and asked if she was the owner, and she was. I noticed she had a bit of an accent and I found she is originally from Albania. She was a very nice young lady.
If you are ever out that way, stop by the place. Just head west on Cleveland Road and take a left by the gas station. Their food is excellent and it has a very friendly atmosphere.

 Ham & Bean Supper

  This annual public event, held by the Geneseo Izaak Walton Club, was on Saturday, Sept 6, at the Ikes Park. I don’t have an actual count, but it definitely was very successful. It was a nice evening, great soups by Chef Terry Travis, excellent Hy-Vee cornbread, lots of desserts and live music. Thanks go to all the volunteers including some Geneseo boy scouts.   

Be Careful

  Geez, from what I’ve seen in my local travels, it looks like harvesting cannot be too far away. We like to watch Iowa PBS “Market to Market” and it may be one ofvthe biggest yields too date.  Of course, one has to consider how the rest of the country does. 
One thing to remember for all of us is be careful driving. You may come upon a slow combine or tractor, but don’t do something stupid by passing on a hill.
I saw a driver who was impatient pass on a Rt. 6 hill and he barely made it.  We are living in Ag country. Deal with it and slow down when farm machinery is on the road. 

Dear Deer

  I’ve a message for you. Stay away from the roadways especially around dusk ‘n dawn. You best beware of those big things with bright lights heading your way. Playing tag near a road, be assured you may have eaten your last corn-on-the-cob. 

Deer and IL – CWD

  According to the Illinois DNR’s 2024-2025 Surveillance & Management Report, the Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) showed an increase of the neurological disease. It is always fatal to a deer once its contacted with the disease.
Since the DNR began the surveillance program in 2003 the figure now is 2,750 cases. From July 1, 2024 and June 30, 2025, the report reveals that 539 CWD positive deer out of 12,444 had the disease.   

Bobcat Hunting Season

   I’m all for the sport of hunting. I hunted deer and upland game for many years, but those days are now memories.
The 10th Illinois bobcat season for hunting and trapping applications run from Sept 1 through Sept 30th.
Unless bobcat pelts make it worth trapping, I can’t see the point of hunting a bobcat. True, they are a predator to some upland game animals. Maybe less bobcats, more rabbits for hunters and coyotes? 
Anyway, the number of applicants is expected to exceed the number of bobcat permits. A lottery will be held to choose successful applicants. 

Humor

    A friend of mine joined the gym and asked his trainer what machine he should use to get beautiful girls? He told my friend he should try the ATM machine.  

Quote

  “When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free!”

• Charles Evans Hughes

Not That You Necessarily Care - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Happy Birthday, Margaret

  Roy and Margaret Pankey were the owners of Carbon Cliff Bait & Tackle for many years.
While Roy passed away several years ago, Margaret, her son, Jay, and his wife, Debbie, took over the business until a few months ago.
It’s been sold and won’t continue to be a sporting goods store selling fishing, bait, hunting and trapping supplies. Running a bait shop demands long hours and after all these years they finally have retired.
Some years ago I started giving Margaret a cake for her birthday on August 28th. She has now hit the 95 mark and is still bright as ever. I told her she’s still a hard work’n Belgian.  A grand lady she be!

 Geneseo Ikes “Ham & Bean Supper” Sept 6.

  This is another traditional event which is very well attended. The soups and trimmings start on Saturday, September 6, 2025, from 4 to 7 p.m.
The cost is $10.00 per adult and $5.00 for children under age 10. There will be live entertainment and a 50/50 drawing. 

Vintage Farm Equipment Show, Sept 13th

Speaking of Belgians, Dave Carton and his volunteers will be presenting this event marking their 10th Year Anniversary in Atkinson, IL.
It’s open free to the public starting Saturday, Sept 13th at 8 a.m.  There will be horse drawn equipment, hit-miss engines, farm tractors and equipment, lawn & garden tractors, vintage farm trucks, horse ferrier, vintage motorcycles, blacksmithing demonstrations.
Dan Dauw, Living History Presenter, will present two presentations on “Aircraft Carriers.” They start at 10 a.m. and 11 a.m.  Food (including old fashion ice cream and drinks will be available for the event.
There is also plenty of parking. It all takes place at Bridge Park, 19030 E. 2120 St., Atkinson, IL. 
For more information go to their website: www.vintagefarmequipmentshow.com. You can also contact Dave Carton at 309-441-5915, but not after 6 p.m. He needs his beauty sleep!!!  Hope to see you there!

 Fall Fishing For Fun

  You can just start to feel autumn is not far away. With the cooler temps most fish will move into the shallower depths plus they may be more willing to take your bait. I think we get the first frost in late Sept or early October. 

The Antics of Hummers

  I sometimes watch the hummingbirds for hours. There are four of them and they spend a lot of time chasing each other.  The other day I had one fly and hover about 5 inches from my nose. He was so curious.
Last year we didn’t see them after late September. They packed their belongings and headed south. They usually return in April.
During the past four or five weeks the bees have pestered the hummer’s feeder.  The little bees like the sugar water as much as the hummingbirds and it’s who gets to the feeder first, if not for a second.  Last winter we had a lot of different birds at our feeders. We hope that is the case this winter, too!

 Iowa PBS

  Not that you necessarily care, but here are the programs we enjoy watching Monday through Friday on Iowa PBS.  Monday: Antiques Roadshow (both British and American versions). Tuesday: Rick Steves Europe. Wednesday: Nova and Nature. Thursday: Father Brown. Friday: Iowa Press and Market to Market.
I used to watch the PBS News Hour, but like so many of the TV networks, they follow the anti-Trump agenda. A few weeks ago I sent an e-mail to Iowa PBS saying that we still support their network, but there is too much bias against the President. Actually, while it covers mostly Iowa news, it covers both sides of the issues discussed. Refreshing to say the least!  I did get a nice e-mail back from a person at PBS saying they appreciated the feedback. 

Happy Birthday, Lorna

  My lovely wife had her birthday last week. Our son, Lance, and his son, Luke, drove up here from St. Louis to help celebrate. We spread the joy having Frank’s Pizza and a birthday cake Lance had provided for dessert. She graduated from Iowa State and they provided a nice win for her over South Dakota.  This week it looks like a trip to The Cellar to add to her special day.  

Happy Birthday, Sailor Pete

  Pate Taylor, Missouri, was a fellow shipmate of mine serving on the USS Independence back in the early ‘60s.  He had a birthday on August 30th.

“Happy Birthday, Pete!” Keep ‘yer anchors up!   

 Humor

  “If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”

“I used to work at a Pepsi Cola plant. I left because it was soda depressing.”

 Quote

  “This country cannot afford to be materially rich and spiritually poor.”

• John F. Kennedy

I Battled Mr. Whiskers - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Go, Bears!

   Yes, I know it was only pre-season, but I liked what I saw the three games they played, Dolphins, Bills and Chiefs. It’s anyone’s guess, but they will win more games than they did last year (6).
The other day I was talking to Vic Blanchetta, who is a big Bear’s fan, on his take about the “Monsters of the Midway.”  He said, and I agree, if ‘da Bears were in a different division they probably would not end at the bottom. 
The other 3 teams, Packers, Vikings and Lions are expected to be really good this season. The Bears start the regular season playing the Vikings on Monday night, Sept 8, @ 7:15 p.m.  They finish the season playing the Lions in early January. 

Good Win, Cyclones!

Hey you hummers, we butterflies can use this feeder, too!

  Boy! That was some game between Iowa State and Kansas State. It was played “across-the-pond” in Ireland. A good share of the game was a bit sloppy on both sides of the ball. The win for ISU was a good way to start off the season.
They have a lot of good players and an excellent coaching staff.  I think they are going to have a good season. 

Stole my rod ‘n reel

  Thanks to one big catfish encountered last Friday, it pulled my
rod ‘n reel into the lake. I was fishing from shore using two rod & reels. I had been battling a big catfish on my ultra-light rig with 6 lb. test line. My other pole I had setting on the ground while I battled Mr. Whiskers. 
Well, the catfish took a fast run for it and my line snapped. Unfortunately, the cat crossed my other line and it snagged that line pulling the rig into the lake. There is no way of knowing it, but I wonder if it was the same fish that I had caught two weeks ago? It went 10 lbs, 8 oz, and I had released it.  Oh, well! I needed a new rod ‘n reel (not really!!!).   

Ham ‘n Bean Supper

   Just a reminder, the Geneseo Izaak Walton League will be hosting their annual public “Ham & Bean Supper” on Saturday, September 6th, from 4 – 7 p.m. It will be held at the Ikes Park, 1 mile north of Geneseo on Rt. 82.  The cost is $10 per adult and children under age 10, $5.00.  There will be live entertainment, a 50/50 drawing, plenty of good food and free parking.

WW1 Book

  I just finished a very interesting book on WW1. I had purchased the book about 10 years ago, when on a fishing trip to Kenora, Ontario.  It tells about a Canadian soldier, Frank S. Iriam, who was a sniper during the years 1914-1918. He kept a very lengthy diary of his experiences.
The author of the book, Glenn R. Iriam, was the son of the soldier.  The name of the book is “In The Trenches, 1914-18.” It is a totaling fascinating book.  The carnage during those war years had to be horrible on both sides. There was so much new weaponry developed during The Great War that a soldier was extremely lucky to have survived without injury or death. “In The Trenches, 1914-1918” is by far the best book I have ever read about WW1.

“Kilroy Was Here”

   Those words can still be found somewhere, someplace! It was especially used during WW2 and the Korea War, but those 3 words were also seen during the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. So where did the saying originate from?
A popular belief was a fellow named Kilroy was a welder. When he finished welding a job he stamped the piece, “Kilroy was here,” meaning the piece was completed correctly. It was sort of a proof mark.

Humor

   Lorna is threatening to throw me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor. “More on this after the break!”

People think that grass don’t be wet in the morning, but it dew!

Quote

  “Politeness is the ritual of society, as prayers are of the church.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many Years of Drowning Worms - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Geneseo Duck’s Unlimited

   This is always a big event. It will be held on Saturday, September 27th at the Best Western Inn, Annawan, IL.  There will be over 40 guns to be raffled off. It starts at 4:30 p.m.  For more information go to www.geneseo.org or call Dale “Shotgun” Doubler @ 945-3516. Best to get your ticket(s) early.

Geneseo Ikes “Ham ‘n Bean Supper”

   Open to the public, this annual event will be held on Saturday, September 6, 2025, from 4 – 7 p.m. It will be held at the Ikes Park, 1 mile north on Rt. 82.  The cost is $10 per adult and children under age 10, $5.00.  There is plenty of parking and seating available. There will be live entertainment and a 50/50 drawing.  

 The Grand Finale

  The last “Downton Abbey” movie will be released worldwide on September 12, 2025.  It will take place in the 1930s.  It promises to be an excellent, farewell tribute to the Crawley family. Of course, you never know what Director/Producer Julian Fellowes’ had up his sleeve for his final DA movie?. Whatever, it will be seen by millions of devoted followers including Lorna and myself. 

 Marjorie Prime

  We recently went to see this play at the Richmond Hill Barn. Janet Anderson went with us and we all enjoyed the play. There were just 4 actors, but that was all that was needed. There are two actors that we especially like to support, Jackie Patterson and Lorrie Lord.  Jackie was in the play, A Fox on the Fairway, and Lorrie in Marjorie Prime. Both ladies did an excellent job.
We are always amazed how actors can remember all their lines. The next play at Richmond Hill is entitled, The Woman in Black. It looks like a really good mystery. The play is not recommended for children under 12. We hope to be there.

A “Dan D” Fish

A real "Dan D" of a catfish recently caught by Dan Dauw. It was released back into the lake.  

  Last week I ended up catching the biggest catfish in my many years of drowning worms. The channel cat bit on a dew worm just as I was reeling in close to shore. It seemed to take forever to bring Mr. Whiskers to where fellow fisherman, Tom Simpson, could net it.
I was using an ultra-light rig with 6 lb, test line. We weighed it before releasing it. It was 10 lbs, 8 oz. It looked like she had a belly full of eggs.

Vintage Farm Equipment Show

  Just a reminder that this event will be held on Saturday, September 13, 2025, at Bridge Park, Atkinson, IL. It’s free to the public and it starts at 8 a.m. There is plenty of parking and food available.
There will be horse-drawn equipment, hit-miss engines, farm tractors, Vintage farm trucks and motorcycles, lawn & garden tractors, Blacksmithing demonstrations and much more. Dan Dauw will give a presentation on the Navy and aircraft carriers starting at 10 and 11 a.m. This is the 10th Year Anniversary of this Vintage Farm Equipment Show.

 Humor

What did the pickle with a big ego say? “I’m kind of a Big Dill.  
I wish I had started my grey hair in Las Vegas. What happens in ‘Vagas stays in Vegas!

 Quote

  “Friends, though absent, are still present.” • Cicero

Scumbags - By Dan Dauw

Poachers

  These scumbags, who illegally kill wildlife, especially deer, will never completely go away. However, last month the Illinois DNR and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service caught five Mississippi men using spotlights at night to shoot deer in five Illinois counties.
All of the men received long probations, plus very hefty fees and heavy fines in restitution.  Illinois Conservation Police Officers (CPOs) and federal agents depend on tips provided by residents who witness illegal activity. Contact your local police or CPO Jamie Posateri @ 309-830-0708.

 Record Flathead

   A bowfisher from Michigan caught a new Michigan state record flathead catfish. The previous state-record was 53.35 pound caught in 2022.
The new state record is now 64.46 pound. Of the three species of catfish in our country, blue, flathead and channel, the blue catfish is the largest. In 2005, a blue catfish was caught in Illinois waters that went 124 pounds.

 ‘Da Bears

   Being a die-hard Bear’s fan, you may have to put up with a paragraph each week on the previous game.  Because of a family event, I could not see the Dolphins/Bears game.
It ended in a tie, 24-24.  The next game pits the Bears vs. Bills on Sunday, Aug 17 @ 7 p.m. on Fox.  Of course, we’re talking pre-season so the game doesn’t mean a whole lot, or at least, not for most fans.

Dog Tags

  If you served in the military you were given a pair of “dog tags.” They were worn for identification such as death. Only 58% of the soldiers who died in action during the Civil War were positively identified. 
They were not issued to soldiers so many made their own dog tags. They would write their name on a piece of paper and stick it to their uniform or carve their name on a small wooden disk. 
In WW1 our soldiers were issued 2 aluminum tags stamped with name, unit and religion. By the end of WW2 the tags were made of stainless steel. In Vietnam, one tag would go into the soldier’s boot in case his body was dismembered. The other tag was around his neck unless they made noise. Towards the end of the war a small rubber cover was issued to solve the noise problem.    

Trapping

  I know next to nothing about trapping, but I did find this interesting. Skunks are in demand in certain fashion circles. The reason they are in such demand, or partly so, is thanks to the ultraorthodox Hasidic Jews. The Hasidic community is using skunk tails for fur hats.
The hat is known by its Yiddish name, “shtreimel.” Trapping coyotes, red fox, muskrats, raccoons, and mink is hardly an easy way to make a buck or two.  I’m not so sure grey fox is one animal that is allowed to be trapped.  For whatever reason, they seem to be vanishing or at least here in Illinois. From what I’ve read, it is not because of trapping.

 Joke

  Lorna lost our dog. It ran outside while she was making a salad. So, if anyone caesar, lettuce know.  

Quote

  “This will remain the land of the free so long as it is the home of the brave.” • Elmer Davis  

My Printer Was Playing Music - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

I-80 Café

  That is the new name of the former Brunch House 2 restaurant in Colona. As of now, they are still remolding, but hopefully they will be open soon.  

Geneseo Ikes Fish Fry

  The Geneseo Izaak Walton League held their summer fish fry on Saturday, August 2, 2025. The fish served were bluegills, crappies, walleyes and channel catfish.  Besides fish, chicken was also served. Side dishes and desserts were included with the meal.  The food was really good and it was nice catching up with all the local news.  

Geneseo Ikes “Ham ‘n Bean” Public Supper

  This is always a nice event. It is open to the public and will be held on Saturday, September 6, 2025, at the Ikes Park, near the lodge. The hours are from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Take Rt. 82, 1 mile north of Geneseo. There will be live entertainment, too.  

Gulp Works

Gary Dahlquist, Geneseo, recently caught this big bass. Submitted Photo

   I’m a live bait guy when fishing. Minnows, waxies and worms are my favorite baits with the exception of stink bait for Mr. Whiskers.
However, last week I have re-thought my opinion on artificial minnows, namely “Gulp” by Berkley. Gary Dahlquist and I went fishing at a private lake.  I fished for bluegills using red worms. Gary used 2 inch or 1 inch Gulp artificial minnows.
For some reason, I always thought they were just another “hook” to catch the fisherman rather than the fish. Gary caught 7 nice crappies, one big largemouth bass (he let it go) and some nice bluegills. All on Gulp artificial minnows.  He gave me a few to try and by-golly, they did work. Now it helped that he was in a good fishing spot, but still, I’m a believer on Gulp artificial bait. 
After fishing I stopped at Farm & Fleet and bought the last package of 2” minnows and 1 jar of the 1” size. I guess at my age I can still train this old dog new tricks! 

Navy & Space Force Uniforms

  The first time the U.S. Navy issued a Navy uniform was on August 24, 1797. It was first used to provide a distinctive dress for officers.It was during the Civil War (1860-1865) when the first major influence was on Navy uniforms.
 The current uniforms for the Space Force are modeled after the Army and Air Force. However, the Guardians (members of the Space Force) are set to get their own service dress uniforms this year, 2025.

 Humor

I was so confused last night. My printer was playing music. Turns out my paper was jammin’.
What did one hat say to the other? Answer: You stay back, I’m going on a-head.

Quote

  “We don’t know them all, but we owe them all.” - Unknown

I’ll Have a Tenderloin, Please - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

H.C. Genealogical Society

I spoke to this nice group of folks last week. My program was on the U.S. Navy and aircraft carriers. I thank Pat Hurd, Vice President, and Steve Morrison, President, of the Henry County Genealogical Society, for the invite.
The meeting was held at the Kewanee Library. I will present a similar program on Saturday, September 13, 2025, at the Vintage Farm Equipment Show, Atkinson, IL. The programs will be at 10 a.m. and 11 a.m.

I’ll Have a Tenderloin, Please

Last Monday Lorna and I hosted at the Henry County Historical Museum in Bishop Hill. At lunch time we both ordered the tenderloin specials at The Filling Station.
Of course, the tenderloin stuck out on all sides of the bun. It got me wondering! I cannot ever remember ordering and eating a tenderloin sandwich where the tenderloin didn’t completely engulf the poor little bun?! No complaint mine you, but when and where did it become the norm that the patty must overtake the bun? A hamburger stays within the bun’s boundary and so the same with a hotdog.

Butterflies

We have a lot of flowers both outside and inside. We both enjoy gardening. During the past few years we just don’t see butterflies like we used to. I saw one today, but don’t ask me what kind? Unrelated, but we are happy with our tomatoes and onions this year. Creatures did a number on our lettuce and some of our beans, but that’s not new.

The Cellar

We hit our 54th year Wedding Anniversary last week. No, not 53 years as I mentioned in this column last week. Of course, there is only one place to celebrate and that is at The Cellar.
My steak was so big we got two meals in the “doggie bag!” We were the first ones there at 5 p.m. and by 5:30 p.m. It was packed and that was on a Thursday. Through the years we’ve always had good food and service at The Cellar.

Argo

This little hamlet, a few miles west of Princeton, Iowa, is where Lorna, myself and some of her relatives meet once a year for breakfast in the little restaurant.
The kicker is the food is so good and their meals are very dollar cheap. We were there last Sunday and within a few hours we solved all the world’s problems.

Humor

Did you hear? They’re not making 12” rulers any longer.
Did you hear about Vic Bianchetta’s coffee was stolen. He got mugged.
It doesn’t matter if you are tall, short, thin, fat, rich, or poor. At the end of the day, it’s night!

Quote

“The wildest colts make the best horses.” - Plutarch

Drive Alone or Drive a Hearse! - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

A Fox on the Fairway

Last week Janet Anderson, Lorna and myself went to the Richmond Hill Playhouse to see the comedy, “A Fox on the Fairway.” It was excellent!
I think with comedy, actors have to deliver their lines “with perfect timing” and they did just that. There were 6 actors . Jackie Patterson was one of them. She is really a natural and we always like to support her. The play’s last performance was July 20th.
The next play, Marjorie PRIME, will be August 14-17 & 21 – 24. One of the actors will be Lorrie Lord. She is another one of those natural actors. The play is not a comedy, and I heard through the grape vine it is very thought provoking. We shall see.

What Goes Around, Comes Around

We are fans of PBS, but to a point! I used to watch the PBS NewsHour with Judy Woodruff because it was not bias. However, I noticed during the past year or so PBS has become more and more democratic. I don’t watch their NewsHour anymore because of their liberal points of view. I see that President Trump wants to cut funding to PBS. I have mixed emotions on that subject. We contribute to PBS, certainly not for its news reporting, but because it has so much other “excellent viewing”. While we will continue to watch and support PBS, I have to smile at Trump’s “pay-back” time. In short, “What goes around, comes around!"

Ikes Club Fish Fry at the Lodge

A reminder, the annual summer fish fry for members and guests will be held on Saturday, August 2nd, starting at 6 p.m. Sooooo, good!!!

Ham & Bean Supper

This is a big event and is open to the public. If you like ham soup and/or vegetable soup plus the trimmings, put this date on your home calendar, iphone or your memory bank. Besides great food we will have live entertainment, too! The event is Saturday, September 6, 2025, from 4 to 7 p.m. It will be held at the Ikes Park by the lodge. Just take Rt. 82 about 1 mile north of Geneseo. See you there.

Henry County Genealogical Society

These members will have a meeting at the Kewanee Library at 1:30 p.m. on Monday, July 28, 2025. Their speaker will be myself and the topic will be Aircraft Carriers.

Luke Dauw wins the Game

Luke’s high school age baseball team are called the St. Louis Tigers. As I type this our grandson, Luke, just made it to 1st base with his teammate making it from 3rd base to home and they won the game. Way to go, Luke!

Good reason to go to The Cellar

Fifty-three years on July 24th! Happy Anniversary, Lorna.

Humor

Lorna says I have two major faults. I don’t listen and something else. Last night I accidentally handed Lorna a gluestick instead of the chapstick. She still hasn’t talked to me.

Quote

“There are only two ways to avoid backseat drivers. Drive alone or drive a hearse!”

A World Record Bass - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Where Art Thou?

Some fishing buddies and I were talking the other day about where has some insects seem to have vanished? Butterflies, lightning bugs, and grasshoppers, to name a few. Even gnats and mosquitoes seem to be far and few between. That’s okay, though!

Moisture

So far, so good! Mother Nature has been kind to our local farmers and we gardeners. She seems to unload her rains at the right time. Other than fighting weeds, our tomatoes, onions and radishes are doing great. As to beans, we planted those is containers and so far they have kept cottontails and squirrels at bay.

Eminent Domain

According to an article in Iowa Farmer Today, the Summit Carbon Solutions has proposed a 2,500 mile CO2 pipeline through five states to capture greenhouse gas from ethanol plants. Iowa is one of those states where the pipeline would run through farmland. Many farmers oppose the right of a state like Iowa to take away their land through eminent domain.
Sort of related, but thousands of acres of farmland has already been purchased by foreign countries. While you might think China is the biggest owner of American soil, that would be incorrect. As of now, they are far down the list.
There recently was a bill passed in Iowa to curtail the “Red Giant” from buying more land. In my humble opinion, hit the delete key on eminent domain. We are an AG country and we must be careful on allowing so many large, cemented parking lots, housing additions, and so on. Farmland is priceless!

U.S. Army 250 Years

I enjoyed the parade celebrating the Army’s 250th year anniversary. I hope the U.S. Navy/Marines does something for their anniversary on October 13, 1775. Somehow, I don’t think too many submarines and aircraft carriers will make it down Constitution Ave as in the U.S. Army parade.
Still, a gala flotilla of some Navy ships and aircraft would be neat to see maybe in Boston harbor, Norfolk, New York or someplace the public could view. Betcha the Fox network would cover the event. There will be a 250th Navy/Marine Commemoration at Independence Hall on October 13th.

Poison Ivy

Well, it’s no wonder Lorna and I came in contact with the toxic plant. We do a lot of trimming and pulling weeds. Fortunately, neither of us got it bad. In fact, we had zero itching.

Fishing Report

It continues to be good. Last week Tom Simpson tangled with a really big bass. It ended up breaking the ball baring part of his leader. He was too far away from his brother, Gary and myself to get the landing net.
Tom swears it would have been a world record. That might have been a stretch, but who knows?! Someone has to catch a world record bass. Later in the morning his brother, Gary, caught a 4 lb plus channel cat and had to be netted. He released it to grow bigger.
As for me, I ended up with about 20 bluegills. Had them for supper last Sunday. Sooooo, good to the taste!

Humor

Last week Dale Collis of Galva was in a shark attack on the canal. He said the shark took out his whole “left” side. He is all “right” now! Steve Weber purchased a new sweater, but it started picking up static electricity. So he decided to return it. The sales clerk gave him another one free of charge!

Quote

“Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death, but once.”

Who Have Passed Away

Lorna and I were sad at the passing away of Glen Anderson, Mary Farrell, Ray Rogers, Glenn Sigwalt and Jim Weisser. All very nice people who are in a better place, for sure. May God bless their souls.

Men of the Cloth - By Dan Dauw

Geneseo Community Concert

This annual event is always a home run, for sure! Their 17th annual concert was held on Wednesday, June 25, at 7 p.m. in the Geneseo HS Concert Hall.
Director Pam Edwards, plus her young and older singers did some awesome singing. For as young as they are, the Children’s Choir “really” nailed it. My favorite of the night was “Maria” (Amy Croft) and the Children’s choir singing “Do Re Mi” from the Sound of Music. I swear Julie Andrews was up there on stage.

Happy Fourth

Great music, Great food, Great time! It all comes together this coming 4th of July at the Geneseo Park starting with “Pork in the Park” courtesy of the Geneseo Kiwanis Club. They usually start serving around 10:30 a.m. or there about.
Just leave room for a trip to the Maple City Band “Dessert Tent.” There will be pies, cakes, cookies, ice cream, etc. A donation is very well accepted.
The band will begin at 1 p.m. I really hate missing the event, but we have a family get-together in Cedar Rapids. Don’t forget the fireworks on July 3rd at Richmond Hill, Geneseo, IL.

This photo was taken on July 4, 2025, of the Geneseo Maple City Band, 80 musicians strong. Their last concert will be Tuesday, July 15, 2025.  

Downton Abbey

The grand finale will be at theaters on September 12th. I saw some of the trailers on the Internet and it looks like another “Downton Abbey” winner! I think it takes place in the early 1930s. They all look a bit older and sadly, Maggie Smith has passed away. We haven’t gone to a movie theater in a long time. Ha! I’ll bet it was the second DA movie we saw on the silver screen. Anyway, to the theater we go!

E-15

We always try to use E-10 gasoline when we stop at any BP gas station (We get 15 cents a gallon discount). We haven’t seen E-15 at any pump, but I’d try it if we get the same discount. Also, if it helps farmers and is better for the environment, why not?

Saving $$$ on Bird food

You sure can tell there is plenty of natural food outside for the birds. During the spring I spend a small fortune on birdseed, but it’s enjoyable watching all the different species. Now I tend to our bird feeders about every three or four days a week. We haven’t seen any Baltimore orioles raid the grape jelly for at least three weeks. The humming birds are still around and they are always fun to watch. Other than a few sparrows, nuthatches, and an occasional red-winged blackbird, that’s about what we see.

Humor

How do “men of the cloth” get rid of insects inside a church? Ans: Let us spray! People think that grass don’t be wet in the morning. Ans: But it dew!

Quote

The man who believes he can do it, is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can’t. – Don Morrison

Land Mines and Machine Guns - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Oh, he won’t Bite!

  How many times I heard that in all my 17 years of carrying mail and dealing with “friendly” dogs. Now I like dogs, but they could be a problem for we letter carriers. I had a few dog bites while some had more and some had less. 
Last month was “USPS National Dog Bite Awareness.”  Sometimes I had to “bite my lip” when a dog owner would come out of their house and assure me that “Fido” was harmless.  “Yeah, right, and the liquid flowing from my calf is ketchup!” One time a big dog jumped its fence and caused a bad bite on a Moline carrier’s face. 
Although most bites were on the leg or ankle.  It was sometime in the ‘60s when the USPS issued each carrier a small spray bottle called “Halt.”  It kind of worked if you aimed it at the dog’s face and there were no strong winds to redirect the spray.
Of course, some dog owners complained. Sometimes mail was held at the Post Office until the dog was tied or was no longer a threat. That probably still holds true today.  Illinois was ranked 4th for USPS dog attacks in 2024.

Books

  Last month we flew out to Boston and Cape Cod for a week. On the last day we visited the USS Constitution and Museum in Boston. It was really nice. While there I bought a book entitled, The Book of Old Ships.”  I thought it would be a good read, but for me, I was glad to finish the book. The author was way too confusing plus one had to have a knowledge on the nomenclature of ships from about the 14th to 19th century. 
For Father’s Day our son, Lance, sent me a really good book entitled, “The Forgotten 500” by Gregory A. Freeman. It’s about one of the greatest rescue missions of WW2. One of those books you just cannot set down.

Fourth of July

   Just a reminder the Maple City Band will present some really good patriotic music in the Geneseo’s Band Shell starting at 1 p.m. Of course, you have to stop at the Kiwanis building for “Pork in the Park.”  After which you must stop at the Maple City Band Dessert Tent for great desserts. All donations are welcome. I wish we could be there, but we have a family reunion to go to in Iowa.

Aircraft carrier in Kewanee

  Ha! Well, not physically, but on Monday, July 28, I will present a program to members of the Henry County Genealogical Society. It starts at 1:30 p.m. at the Kewanee Library, 102 S. Tremont, Kewanee, IL.  I think you will find it interesting.

Keep away Garden Raiders

   It’s not just deer who raid our vegetable and flower gardens. Lately I’ve heard a lot of grumbling about other opportunists who have a late dinner under cover of darkness. Trouble is, besides us and deer, rabbits, chipmunks, racoons and daytime squirrels enjoy lettuce, beans, tomatoes, flowers, etc. Even electric fences can sometimes not work. Some raiders can find a way to get their stomachs full at our expense. Maybe land mines and machine gun nests is an option, but that might be a bit overboard.

 Fishing

  We’ve been having some nice bluegill meals lately. One fish related to the sunfish is the pumpkinseed. The few I’ve caught so far have been bigger than any bluegill, sunfish or red-ear.  They are really a beautiful fish and good eating, too!
The crappies and channel cats are now in deeper and cooler water. So far, I’ve been catching the ‘gills in the shallows.  Red worms do the trick.

Humor

  Lorna is threatening to throw me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor. More on this after the break.  

Quote

   In order for a war to be just, three things are necessary. First: The authority of the sovereign. Secondly: A just cause. Thirdly: A rightful intention. - St. Thomas Aquinas

I’ve Got a Leak in My Sink! - By Dan Dauw

Youth Fishing Derby Results

  Here are the results of the June 7th “Geneseo Ikes “Youth Fishing Derby.”  There were 119 kids that were entered in the Saturday event.

Age Group 2-5: 1st Aliah Barker, 2nd Connor Flaherty, 3rd Sawyer Simpson, 4th Chloe Garrison, 5th Brautlee McKee, 6th Deklan Fleming.
Age Group 6-9: 1st Gracie Flaherty, 2nd Maddie Flaherty, 3rd Alexll Valencia, 4th Cohen Heller, 5th Beckham Arnold, 6th Micah Medina.
Age Group 10-12: 1st Kenzie Jenis, 2nd Bentley Blaser, 3rd Walter Newberg, 4th Noah Hutchinson, 5th Jordan Johnson, 6th Beckett Clendenin.
Age Group 13-16: 1st Faith Kuster, 2nd Carter Robb, 3rd Hannah Wildermuth, 4th Zachary Blank, 5th Maci Gorman, 6th Alex Henry.

Sorry if there are any mis-spelled names. Sometimes it’s hard to read the printing on the register slips. Sorry I did not get this information sooner, but I was on vacation. Thank you goes to all the kids, parents, and volunteers for providing a fun morning.  

 Cape Cod

   We returned from a nice week at Boston and Cape Cod.  We went with our daughter, DeeDee and son-in-law, Dave. That daughter of ours is something else. She had every detail planned out. We rented a van as Dave had to use an electric scooter and I had to use a walker. We used wheel chairs at both Midway and Logan airports. Midwest Airlines were very helpful for we handicap. I also like that passengers can sit where they want, no assigned seats.

  From the airport we drove two hours (DeeDee did all the driving) to Cape Cod. My mother and step-father lived on the ‘Cape for many years and we would visit them along with our kids. 
We stayed at the Best Western Motel at West Yarmouth.  We visited some neat museums and harbors.  One commercial fishing boat came in loaded with “skates.”  They are related to the shark and stingray, but have no poison barb. They’re considered good eating.
  One of the many highlights was whale watching which is always a must when visiting the ‘Cape. We took a sightseeing boat out of Barnstable.  
It takes over an hour to reach where the humpbacks were feeding. We saw 11 whales and some gray seals. To see these giant whales is just totaling amazing.  The seas were a little rough, with cold temps and rain, but all worth it, for sure! 
We visited some old-time friends, Louis and Louise Dmeo, while on the Cape. Some years ago they won the Connecticut Lottery (23 Mil).  They moved from a nice home to an amazing dwelling at 5.1 Mil. They are both in their low ‘90s, and while they have their ailments, they are both sharp of mind. It was lots of fun visiting with them, but as we waved good-by I felt sad knowing all of us probably we won’t see each other again.
  When in Boston on the last day we visited the USS Constitution and Museum. Of course, seafood is a must and we had to have lobster rolls.  There is more to tell, but you may be yawning by now. Suffice to say it was a great time and again, a big “Thank You” to our daughter who did an amazing job making all the reservations, driving and so on. 

How ‘Yer Garden Grows

  I hope your garden is doing well.  Our tomatoes, spinach, onions and beans are really looking great. The same holds true in our flower gardens. Mother Nature has, so far, given us some good moisture at the right times.  Let’s hope our area farmers benefit from the needed rains.

Maple City Band & Others

  Here are the remaining concerts. Great music and great food social!!!!

July 1: Maple City German Band
July 4th: Maple City Band
July 8: Miracle Bluegrass
July 15: Maple City Band
July 22: German Big Band
July 29: Big River Brass Band

 Humor

  Yesterday I called my landlord and I said to him, “I’ve got a leak in my sink!” He said, “Go ahead, I’m not judging!”

Too Much Horsepower and Low I.Q.

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

2025 Maple City Band

  It looks like another great season of music provided by Band Conductor, Alan Kiser, and the Geneseo Maple City Band.  I believe they have close to 90 musicians in the band.  That is awesome!
The following is a list of band performances and Ice Cream Socials. The ice cream socials start at 6 p.m. with the band performances beginning at 7 p.m. All band performances are held in the band shell at the Geneseo Park.

JUNE 10: Band: Maple City Band   Social: Geneseo Izaak Walton League.

JUNE 17: Band: Maple City Band   Social: Geneseo Quilt Guild

JUNE 24:  Band: Geneseo Middle School Band  Social: Performing Arts Council.

JULY 1:  Band: Maple City German Band  Social: Social: Impact

JULY 8: Band: Miracle Bluegrass  Social: Geneseo Humane Society

JULY 15: Band: Maple City Band  Social: Henry County Auxiliary

JULY 22:  Band: German Big Band   Social: Boy Scout Troup 100

JULY 29: Band: Big River Brass Band  Social: Girl Scout Unit 886

Of course, don’t forget the big “Fourth of July” celebration in the park.  Great food prepared by those nice guys of the Geneseo “Pork ‘n the Park” Kiwanis. The Maple City Band will perform at 1 p.m.   

Bluebird yes, bluebird no!

   Geez, it’s almost every week we get a new species of bird at our feeders. The latest was last week when a “blue” bird paid us a visit. No, not the traditional “bluebird.” No, this bird was completely blue in color. It was beautiful, for sure. We looked in one of our bird books and it had all the signs our brief visitor was an indigo bunting. We haven’t seen it since. 
Some other observations we’ve noticed from bird watching are as follows: A red-breasted woodpecker always raddles and pounds on the rain gutter before he jumps on the suet cage. I think it’s some kind of warning. As I mentioned last week, Baltimore orioles are not the only fathered friends that enjoy grape jelly. Catbirds, cedar waxwings, house sparrows, and grossbeaks once in while like a shot of grape jelly.
We get all the local species of woodpeckers except the pileated woodpecker. Ah, but we know he’s out there in the woods somewhere. We can hold up our iphones and it can identify various bird sounds. All of the woodpeckers, especially the harry and downy, take over the suet cakes many times. The nuthatches come in a close second.  Something I notice when it starts to get dark. The cardinals and the orioles dominate the feeders as the other birds seem to roost earlier. Less competition, I suspect. We quit putting out oranges for the orioles as they much prefer their grape jelly.

 Quips

1)    The cause of most traffic accidents is too much horsepower and low I.Q.
2)    There are only two kinds of liars in car accidents: Both drivers!
3)    Two heads are better than one “except” in a head-on collision.
4)     If your car brakes fail, try to run into something cheap!
5)    Since most accidents happen at home and in traffic, the surest was to be safe is to leave home and sell your car.

Cape Cod

  My mother and step-father lived many years on the ‘Cape. Most of the time Lorna, myself and the kids packed up the old buggy and drove there (1,200 miles).
As the years went on, we flew to Boston and took a “puddle jumper” to the Cape. We had a lot of fun times and met some really nice folks.
Well, our daughter and husband asked if we would like to go with them to the Cape.  As for us, a trip whale watching is a must.  We always found it fascinating to see these giant mammals.
One time a whale came right along side the boat and turned on its side showing its huge eye. There are two long time friends we must see. Got to have a Lobster roll, maybe two…maybe three!! They are both retired teachers and even though they are both near the 90 mark, they are really sharp. In short, if you ever get the chance, visit Cape Cod.

Humor

  If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Quote

 “The wise course is to profit from the mistakes of others.    - Terence

Plenty of Fish to Clean - By Dan Dauw

Geneseo Ikes “Youth Fishing Contest.”

  This is a big showtime, especially for kids ages 2-16.  The event will be held on Saturday, June 7, 2025, starting at 8:30 a.m. to 11 a.m. Registration begins at 11 a.m. Parents and Grandparents are more than welcome. The contest is free for the public and donations are welcome. Free lunch for all will be provided after the fishing. Bait and fishing gear will be available for use.
Free giveaways for all contestants, door prize drawings and trophies for winners.  The event takes place at the Ikes Park, 1 mile north of Geneseo, along the Hennepin Canal. Look for the event sign. 
Any questions call Justin Shoemaker at (309) 269-3107 or Dan Dauw at (309)796-0795.  As I said, the kids and everyone will have a great time.

Yay, Rain.

  It was about time, Mother Nature, to give most of us a good soaking two weeks or so ago. Our rain gauge showed 3 ¼” over the span of 4 days. Hopefully, most area farmers were able to get their planting in before the monsoon.

Good Fish’n!

   Maybe you have had this fishing experience like I had two weeks ago. Gary Dahlquist, Tom Simpson and myself were fishing from shore on a beautiful morning. Both Gary and Tom were really nailing the bluegills, crappies, bass and Tom’s big channel cat (he let it go).
So, where did it all leave me? I had a few in the fish basket, but not the numbers these guys had. Ah, but wait! Lady Luck didn’t leave the party. All of a sudden, I had so many nice bluegills I could only use one pole. I told those guys the ‘gills finally recognized who had all the cards. I only had a few worms left, but a lot in the fish basket. Of course, we had plenty of fish to clean, but the end result will be some good eaten meals.

Gnats

  They are one big pest. When they get really bad I have a ballcap that contains netting. You just pull it over the head and shoulder. Kind of a pain, but better that than getting eaten alive by those *&^Y$%$79!!!!!

Birds

  This Spring we made sure we had lots of feeders for our feathered friends. Because of that, we have seen a lot of species we’ve never saw before.
For example: Cat birds, Baltimore Orioles, Northern Flickers, Red-headed Woodpeckers (my favorite) and a few others I can’t remember. We have 3 glass feeders for the humming birds plus certain podded flower plants for the little guys. We just have two so far. 
We have a downy woodpecker who thinks he’s a humming bird and drinks his share of sugar water. He is very tame and drinks right in front of me.
Baltimore orioles have their own feeder which holds oranges and grape jelly. They are such a beautiful bird.

Humor

What pronouns does chocolate use?  Ans: Her-shey.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just “A lo Ha”?

Quote for the Week

  “When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.” - Oscar Wilde

Dien Bien Phu - By Dan Dauw

New Pope

  It’s too early as to say which way Pope Leo XlV wants to steer his flock of 1.4 billion Catholics. I don’t really care whether he’s a Sox or Cubs fan. Okay, maybe I’m happy he’s a Bear’s fan. So much for my shallow thinking.
I do hope he can make good decisions during his time on this earth.  I really enjoyed watching the event on TV.

 Memorial Day

   It used to be known as “Decoration Day.” It honors all the men and women who died while serving in the U.S. military. 
It originated during the American Civil War when citizens put flowers on deceased soldiers and sailors that were killed in battle. It is always celebrated on the last Monday in May. In this case, May 26, 2025.

Dien Bien Phu

  Last Christmas I received a book from our daughter entitled, “Guerrilla Warfare,” by William Weir. It tells about various irregular warfare in the 20th Century.
I had not heard those three words (DBP)in years, but there was a chapter about the fighting in the 1950s between the French and the Vietnamese guerrillas of the Viet Minh Army.  The French did win some battles, but the major battle for Dien Bien Phu was won by the Communist because of superior number of soldiers and weapons provided by China. 
As you know, we took our hand at fighting the North Vietnamese in the 1960-70s and to no great purpose. Russian troops fought several years in Afghanistan and also ended with no purpose.  Of course, we went into Afghanistan and we ended up with no purpose except providing the “bad guys” with tons of weaponry. Will we ever learn?

When I wasn’t Old

  My fascination with firearms goes way back to, I think, 1949-50. My dad had a friend who was in the war and brought back a German rifle. The rifle had no stock and for some reason he gave it to my dad.  He made a Bishop sporting stock for it and from then on, I was hooked. Still have it today.

When I was about age 11 or 12, Jimmy Anderson and I went hunting on a farm by 2nd St. in Moline. The farmer passed the word that anyone on his property would be shot at with his “salt ‘n pepper” shotgun.  I’ll be darn if that old farmer did shoot at us one time, but at a long distance. One would have to be 1 foot away to be injured by a shotshell loaded with “salt and pepper!”  We had Crossman pellet rifles and hunted rabbits all the way to Rock River.

Another time Jimmy and I had BB guns shooting at sparrows in Stephens Park, just off of 7th St. in Moline. A Moline Police car pulled up and the officer said to go home. I was “so” scared and told the officer I’m sorry and he can have my BB gun.  He said he didn’t want my BB gun and to go home, which I did.

Gardening

  Lorna and I enjoy working outside. Our larger garden has 20 tomato plants, and rows of onions. We used to plant beans, but the squirrels dig ‘em up. We have a resident raccoon that takes his share, too! We love flowers and if you drive-by you’ll see what I mean. 
The one negative is our front lawn. We recently hired CurbAppeal, Carbon Cliff, IL, to spruce the lawn up like it was before the grubs did their dastardly deeds. 

 Flowers, Vegetables & Birds

   We do so enjoy watching all the various birds that come to our feeders. We love the hummingbirds. We have plants for hummingbirds and three bottled feeders on our upper deck.  We have three flower gardens in the back of our house. 
Unfortunately, at our age it makes it very difficult to keep everything how we want it.  My sense of balance is horrible even with a cane or walker.  Both Lorna and I have had our share of falls. We do have great next-door neighbors, the Putnams, that help us a lot.     

Worth Reading?

   I really don’t know how many people read this column. Maybe 10, 25 or hundred(s)? Do me a favor, send me an e-mail (deboonelr@aol.com) if you like or dislike the “Dan D Outdoors” column. Feedback, good or bad, is always welcome.

Bear’s Schedule Ugh!

  The “Monsters of the Midway” better live up to that title because they have a really tough schedule. The NFC North is one of the toughest divisions in the NFL. All three teams, Vikings, Lions and Green Bay made the playoffs. They have some tough non-conference games, too! My Super Bowl is beating the Packers!

Humor

  What did the duck say when he bought Chapstick? Ans: Put it on my bill.  

Quote of the Week

“It is a nobler fate to be envied than to be pitied.”    - Pindar

Resisting A-Rest - By Dan Dauw

By Dan Dauw
Geneseo Current

Olivia Egert

 This young lady, who attends the University of Illinois, is going to make a run for the Miss Illinois USA Pageant on Friday, May 23, 2025. She has already won the Miss Mississippi Crown Pageant, 2025. 
She belonged to the Geneseo Kiwanis Key Club. The Kiwanis members donated money towards her adventure. The pageant will be held at the Illinois State University’s Braden Auditorium, Normal, IL. 
Tickets range from $91.00 to $99.00. I am not to sure there are any tickets left for the pageant. Miss Egert gave those donors an autographed photo and personal note thanking them for contributing to her fundraiser in benefit of the Miss Illinois scholarship.
If you ever had the chance to talk with Olivia Egert you cannot help feel she is a very special young lady. Her personality matches her beauty and that says it all.  We wish her the very best at the pageant.

 10th Year Anniversary

  That being the “Vintage Farm Equipment Show,” on Saturday, September 13, 2025, Bridge Park, Rock Island Avenue, Atkinson, IL.  It’s about 4 months away, but Dave Carton, Show Garu, already has the flyers distributed at various places in Henry County.
It is free to the public with displays such as Horse-drawn equipment, hit-miss engines, Farm tractors and equipment, Lawn and garden tractors (stock ‘n custom), Vintage farm trucks and motorcycles, Horse ferrier, and Blacksmithing demonstrations. Food & modern restrooms are available with plenty of free parking for your Rolls Royce.
I will be giving presentations at 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. on “Aircraft Carriers.” Hope to see you there!

 Henry County Museum

  It is now open daily for visitors from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. It used to be a school with each “classroom” showing different theme of antique artifacts. For example, the farm room displays buggies, plows, etc.  My favorite is the “Military Room!”
If you love history and antiques, make sure to visit this museum located at the corner of Knox and Park St., Bishop Hill, IL.  Great restaurants, too!!!

 Geneseo Ikes “Youth Fishing Derby”

  This popular event is not too far away! The derby will begin at 8 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. for kids age 2 to 16. It’s all free including lunch and prizes.  It will be held on Saturday, June 7, 2025, along the canal at the Geneseo Ikes campground, 1 mile north of Geneseo on Rt. 82.
All kids must register at the brown building next to the canal.  Bait and fishing poles will be provided if need be. Winners are determined in each of 4 age groups (2-5, 6-9, 10-12 and 13-16). This event is really a fun time.

When I Wasn’t Old

1)A buddy and I used to walk through alleys searching for items that people put out in the trash. We were in our pre-teens and lots of kids would do the same fun thing. I can’t remember any of the junk we took, but it wasn’t stealing. It was fun.

2)There was a mild earthquake in Moline when I was a teenager. I cannot remember when it happened, but I do remember it was all the talk.

3)I took a fishing trip once with some guys to Wisconsin. One night a friend and some others tipped over a single hole’r. There was a girl inside that the guys knew and she was mad. She didn’t get hurt. Ha! Years later the one kid graduated from West Point and was mayor of Davenport.

4)I had an aunt who became mentally ill. I liked her. Sadly, I remember one time seeing her dancing in downtown Rock Island. There was no music and she had no partner. She ended up at a mental institution in East Moline. Later it became a prison which is still that today. Her husband had serious booze problems, and they had three daughters. That is a sad story in itself.

5)“Go fly a kite!” That was a fun thing to do many moons ago. I wonder if kids do that anymore. Yeah, probably not! Lots of times my kite would find itself a tree or a telephone pole.

 Humor

1)I forgot when Lorna’s birthday is so I asked her when her birthday was? She said, “March 1st.” So, I walked around the room and asked again.

2)Our daughter accidently took her cat’s med’s last night. Don’t ask “Meow.”

3)Our son’s dog accidentally ate a whole bag of scrabble tiles. So, he took him to the vet. Still no word yet.

4)Next week we start “Diarrhea Awareness Month.” Runs until Friday.

5)If a child refuses a nap, are they resisting a-rest?

 Quote of the Week

 “People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.”     - Eric Hoffer

Fisherman Never Tell a Lie - By Dan Dauw

PaPa laid to Rest

   Pope Frances was certainly loved by many for his kindness and his protection of creation. He was a man of peace and a man of the poor.
I think it was said that about 600,000 individuals attended his funeral. The Mass held outside of St. Peters square was amazing to watch. I viewed the ceremonies from 2:30 to 4:10 a.m., but I fell asleep.  I thought the ABC network did an excellent job of covering the entire event.
In early May of 1963 a Navy buddy and I took leave to see Rome and the Vatican City. The pope then was John, XXIII, and we were able to see him give his blessing to a huge crowd. He passed away about a month later on June 3, 1963.
 It will be interesting to see who the Cardinals pick as a successor. Pope Frances was a good and honorable man. May he rest in peace!

 Nature’s Creations

  This plant nursery located at 21229 N. 500th Ave., Kewanee, IL, is one AWESOME place if you want a giant selection of flowering plants and vegetables for all your gardening needs.  We have been going there for a fair amount of years now.
Ryan Werkheiser, owner and grower of Nature’s Creations, along with family members, have an amazing business.  They are open for business Monday thru Friday, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Saturday/Sunday 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. For more info go to: naturescreations92@yahoo.com Lastly, they are hosting a Garden Party, May 3 & 4, 2025. 

  Fareway Cookout Fundraiser

  Last Friday Lorna and I volunteered to help out at the Geneseo Izaak Walton Club two-hour cookout outside the store.  There were about 10 volunteers. It is really nice that Fareway sponsors the two-hour cookout on Fridays for various non-profit organizations.
I was pleasantly surprised that so many individuals also donated money besides purchasing “hot-off-the-grill” brats, porkchops, etc. A big “Thank you” goes to Fareway and all you folks who helped make our fundraiser so successful.

 Donate Blood

 That is, unless you’re shy on the amount of iron in your blood. That happened to  me last Friday morning at ImpactLife Blood Center, Moline. It was only the second time I had to reschedule my appointment. The next time, before I leave home, I’ll eat a hammer, railroad spike and a tire angle. That should work!

 Fishing’s been Good

  Make sure ‘yer getting out to drown some worms. I’ve been using minnows and trout (red) worms. Bluegills, crappies and bass have been hungry. Last week I caught the biggest largemouth bass, ever!  After netting it, I let it go. I should have taken a photo of the big fish, but I didn’t so you’ll have to trust me. Fisherman never tell a lie.

 Humor

 My wife, Lorna, told me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Great, now I can’t read anything!

A guy tried selling me a coffin. It’s the last thing I need.

Lorna told me I needed to stop impersonating flamingos, I just had to put my foot down.

 Quotes

  “Politeness costs nothing and gains everything!”              

                                                               - Lady Mary Wortley Montagu